Dwarf Drives Nearly Nonstop Across Several States...

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  1. Nemo

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    .....for Very Unsavory Purposes. What Cops Found in His Car Left Them Disgusted.
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    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/201...at-cops-found-in-his-car-left-them-disgusted/



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    While the 40-year-old dwarf may be small in stature, he has found himself in big trouble after he drove nearly nonstop from Kansas to Florida — without bathroom breaks — in order to have sex with what he thought was a 14-year-old girl he met online.

    Turns out the girl was an undercover cop, and the unemployed “transient,†as police described Lanning, got nabbed Tuesday in their “To Catch a Predator†sting, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

    Police arrested Lanning at a Shell station next to Lyman High School — where he thought the “girl†attended — in Longwood, Fla.

    And about that no-bathroom-breaks caveat of his? Lanning’s vehicle smelled of human waste, police said, adding they found a bottle full of urine in it.



    Facing a judge a day after his arrest on a laundry list of charges — including traveling to meet a child for sex and transmitting obscene material to a minor — Lanning had a question:

    “May I ask a favor?†he queried to the court, the Sentinel noted.

    Lanning asked the judge that since he’s not a flight risk and hasn’t had major trouble with the law, couldn’t he just go home? “I made a major mistake in judgment,†Lanning offered.

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  2. Kracka-Mike

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    Since it's The Blaze I'm guess what they found disgusting in the car was an Obama sticker? :dontknow:
     
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  4. HorsetoothBeth

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    Too easy.
     
  5. beetlejosh

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    Wasn't Diana DeGarmo like 16 when Eric was all in love with her?

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  6. Ferris Bueller

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    nearly dead in that photo
     
  7. Chimney Portions

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    "You must be at least 48 inches to ride this 14 year old."
     
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    Midgets shouldn't qualify for statutory rape.
     
  9. AGT Blows

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    Are midgets human. I thought they were conjured up by nerds playing D&D while drinking Mountain Dew.
     
  10. Quite Frankly

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    Guy only weighs 75 pounds, how often does he normally need to piss like once every 48 hours?
     
  11. HorsetoothBeth

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    And a few others. He frequently pops a rod for young girls, it seems.