WTF E-Harmony Woman Loves The Pussy!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethsBraneCell, Apr 14, 2016.

  1. BethsBraneCell

    BethsBraneCell Sandy Cunt Banned User

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Holy shit this is so new
     
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  3. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    This is Beff if the gold-digging "dinner party" never happen.
     
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  4. Nick Manning

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    She's nuttier than a squirrel's turd. Bet that she's up for some anal... deep anal.
     
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    Trainwreckjm Well-Known Member

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    That was hilarious... when it went viral 5 years ago.
     
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  6. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    Yep, and then she bites your dick off when you're sleeping.

    Never spend the night, or let her know where you live. Deep anal at a hotel and then run like a mother fucker.
     
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  7. BethsBraneCell

    BethsBraneCell Sandy Cunt Banned User

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    Well, unfortunately I have better things to do with my life than see every viral video ever made. Sorry if I have offended you.
     
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    Would
     
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    Chalupa Batman Sometimes When I Shit I Cum. Gold

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    I can't believe Datsun is changing their brand name to Nissan. It's gonna fail so hard.
     
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    If anyone still knows how to get ahold of her...


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    are we in 2012?
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    munch5.gif
     
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    No, this is 2013. I'm on top of things
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i'd still smash
     
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  15. BethsBraneCell

    BethsBraneCell Sandy Cunt Banned User

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    So what I am getting here is that this has been posted before? Color me embarrassed

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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    My mom made a date on eharmony with a guy who lost his license to practice law because he forced his secretary to fondle him after locking her in a room. Imagine that's your match after taking a personality test on a dating site.
     
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    I wonder if she is still available :dontknow:
     
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    Well he was a lawyer so he probably lied on his profile.
     
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    My favorite comment:
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