Earl The Pearl was never a Knick?

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  1. tom in st pete

    tom in st pete Member

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    Though i find it probably the best part the show when Blowchetti is ridiculed mercifully, Artie is not much better apparently.


    When they were asking the brain damaged . welfare case to name a Knick, he spit out Earl Monroe.

    I rewound the show, and it is clear Artie then spewed, "Earl Monroe was never a Knick".

    It's obvious Artie was on something last night, and to make a statement about a NY basket legend not playing for your all-time team, is just pathetic.

    Are the trolls in the studio that clueless also(especially Falato), to not correct Artie about Monroe's time as a member of the world championship club?.

    I just think he got off WAY to easy, and if i could get through to the show, i would be more than happy to tell him that.

    Maybe if i explained to the twins, that the purpose of my call was to call out Artie as a so called NY sports fan, they may be more inclined to put me through.

    Can any one tell me, if they have every gotten through to the show, what time did they star calling?.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    i think you'd have a better chance of getting through if you said you wanted to tell ritchie and mike how awesome they are
     
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    And tell whichever dumb cunt twin that answers the phone how hot she is.
     
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    Sorry. Too late. It's now Comedy Fact. :)
     
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    tell liz how beautiful her jackal grin is
    or compliment marie about how flush her chest looks against her torso
     
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    I've read that at least 4 times and giggled out loud each time.
     
  7. tom in st pete

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    Funny how Artie knows every world series winner since the 60's or so, but is clueless that E the P , a hall of famer, besides that fact he played(and got a ring) with his favorite NBA team, since his childhood.

    I still think during the next Fat chetti weigh in, so no excuses can be used, they make him wear a similar wardrobe, that a boxer wears, during his pre fight weigh in.

    That would be comedy gold!
     
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    At least Marie(even though she has exact same breast size of a 12 year old asian girl, is somewhat attractive.
    The other sister Liz, is just scary looking, IMO.
    The younger sister always seems to be sporting a parka, so i can't tell if that non-female breast type is hereditary.
     
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    Richey is ok, although he has a knack for totally going off the subject by injecting one of his many "need to know" comments.
    At least with Richey, you can follow his conversation , because he knows the english language.
    On the other hand, Tubby man(what ever became of that failed project?) cannot complete a full sentence, without being ridiculed, which is rightfully so.
    He is just a super annoying jackass, and i cannot wait for him to get catfished, sued, or deep in debt sometime in the near future , thanks to another failed business idea.
     
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    There's no way a basketball point spread was anywhere near 62 points.
     
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    He seems pretty adamant that he was yelling" i am winning 62 to nothing!. Seems like a number that weird would stick in someone's memory forever. I never heard of a line that big for a college game, but i can see it being possible.
     
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    I bet Artie could not name 3 players total for all the final 4 teams he picked. Hyprocrite!
     
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    I was ready for Ritchie's usual self to break the comedic timing and say Earl the Pearl was a Knick. guess not. tee-hee.
     
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    Holy shit. That is the perfect description. Spot fucking on.
     
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    A 2-6 wasn't just her GPA, it's also her bust size.
    Or
    Her cup size measurement was the first time she ever received an "A".
     
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    No, that's Marie. Liz has a very permanent, forced smile. Like the one sociopaths give when they try to mimic someone else smiling; a soulless smile.
     
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    Shoot, of course, what a waste of time I did. I really can't tell them apart (podcast listener) but I should have known, since I took the still from the video of Liz trying to soothe Fatshitty (vs. Steve) while Marie beamed demonically. Sorry.
     
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    it still worked. they're sisters so marie has a little jackal grin in her too