Earlier today

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  1. Shine

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    Earlier today, I was mowing my lawn. My neighbor, who I have lived next to for almost 10 years, comes out in booty shorts and a sports bra to talk to me. She knew my wife and kids were gone and she told me her husband took her kids to his mom's house.

    She just called and asked if I could look at her dryer cuz it won't start :wtf:
     
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    Gooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Do I go over there knowing no one else is there?
     
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    Oh and dont forget your tools :coffee:
     
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    This could spell trouble
     
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    I said I would but I don't know
     
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    Do you want to fuck her while her husband is there?:c
     
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    Fuck it, I'm going
     
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    I could just be what she says it is :dontknow:
     
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    Tell him to fix his own fuckin dryer and stop dressing like a giant homo
     
  13. gilaet

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    And here you are posting. :coffee:
     
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    Uh oh...
     
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    Exactly. He's posting about this at 9pm... If her husband was really gone he'd be home by now.

    :shit: story
     
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    100% chance this is :bsflag:
     
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    Shine will get sexual assault charges because a cat knocked a cord loose.
     
  18. sarnie

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    are you reading the back section of an old playboy?
     
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    GaryPageTwo is more credible than you
     
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