WTF Early Internet Commercials

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Jan 20, 2016.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    No PC Link commercials?

    What false advertising in that 3rd video. I love how they cut away and make it seem like the pages instantly load.
     
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    14k motherfuckers... that 3 min Jenna Jameson video .. is going to take 90 mins IF no one happens to call you

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    Those Raquel Darrian clips took forever.
     
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    I remember getting so pissed when someone called! :mad:
     
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    i remember downloading MP3s fucking 25 mins a pop
    if things went well
     
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    i really should mom the truth...

    look 7-9 pm is porn download time
     
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    Roommates in college were always interrupting my porn downloading.
     
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    that ain't right...

    tho the early chat rooms were great..
    where an old man could pretend to be a teen girl..

    or as it is known now... The Bar
     
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    The old chat rooms were full of hours of entertainment on AOL since you could overload someones IM and knock them offline. So much fun! If you got banned you just pulled out another free AOL disk and created a new screen name.
     
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    i remember that shit... that and hacking their geocities personal webpage
    back then security was a joke
     
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    It was so much fun. I kind of miss it.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    When I was like 13 or 14 and my parents finally got DSL hook up, I don't think I left my bedroom for a month.
     
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    that was before digital cameras. .. you had to
    scan shit if you wanted to share a picture...

    remember seeing JPGs of chicks scanning their tits
    it was like looking at a chameleon that had hit a windshield
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Id go on the political Chatrooms and post the most racist inflammatory shit. I got in trouble for constantly knocking the service off for TOS violation
     
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    :cwl: I almost forgot about that stuff. Usenets were all the rage too. I should have bought up a ton of domains.
     
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    usernets... wow.. yea that was like the dark net is now
     
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    I think in that third video MOM needs some cock
     
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