Early Sunday musings~~hey y'all!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Haze Dean, Nov 29, 2015.

  1. Haze Dean

    Haze Dean Well-Known Member

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    HVD Xii here (Haze Dean)...

    guten Morgen bitches!

    Musings from one of my DID (disassociative identity disorders) on 'the FB'

    Cheers!
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  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Good morning, my darling. How are you, honey?
     
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  3. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I don't even have the energy. Fuck it.
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Hi! Who are you?
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Explain yourself
     
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    sarnie haha,sore losers Gold

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    your sniffer is appreciated
     
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    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    Hi, Haze Dean
     
  8. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    You see? This is the problem! I don't like sedated Schmoopy!!! :pissed:
     
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  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Schmoopy is now like the homeless guys on the freeway on ramps with tag board signs. He almost doesn't exist to me anymore. I bet he would break down in violent, heaving sobs if someone hugged him. I'd hug him just to see that.
     
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  10. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Hi BF...if I ever win the lottery, I will put up the $$$ to make it happen.

    Good morning, @Haze Dean, and everyone else :hw:
     
  11. Mr. Potato Head

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    She has a Volvo! She doesn't need your money.
     
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    You should really take him off block. It's such a different Schmoop since he started smoking weed and doubling up on anti psychotics
     
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  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I have a 12 year old Hyundai. The Volvo is my spouse's, and he backed it into a dumpster the other day and drove off. I wonder if you're supposed to leave your insurance info on a dumpster?
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I would also provide her with a Tyvek suit, as brave as she is, we don't want her coming in contact with him, physically.
     
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    #dumpsterlivesmatter
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I can't. I feel like he's going to drop dead soon and I don't want to be around for that.
     
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    @baltimore mike, I believe we have found the world's oldest Hyundai. No Hyundai has ever lasted that long! :no:
     
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    You still see some 2003s on the road. They're like little workhorses. I'll miss mine when it finally falls apart.