News Earth sucks - Cracker Jacks prizes go digital

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    unless it goes to big breasted coed blonde lesbian ass fingering porn, this sucks. Agreed?

    Cracker Jack's Prize In The Box Will Now Be Digitized
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    What do you get in Cracker Jack? A QR code, apparently.

    The "Prize Inside" will no longer actually be inside the box, Frito-Lay has announced. Like so many other aspects of our lives, the prize will be digitized.

    Download an app, scan a sticker inside the Cracker Jack box and access "baseball-inspired mobile digital experiences," the company said, launching the change ahead of baseball season. The packaging and logo will also be "contemporized."

    On the Cracker Jack Facebook page, commenters were not impressed:

    "An app is not a prize," one quipped.

    "The backbone of Cracker Jack has always been a young child's treasure hunt......SHAME ON YOU," another proclaimed.

    "Wow. In all my nearly 56 years on this planet, I have never been so disappointed in a product," said one woman.

    Yet another wrote, simply: "Forget you."

    A Facebook community with more than 1,000 likes is calling on Frito-Lay to "Put the PRIZE back in Cracker Jack."
     
  2. EndOfLine

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    Download an app, scan a sticker inside the Cracker Jack box and access "baseball-inspired mobile digital experiences,"

    Go fuck yourself.
     
  3. Anfkid

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    The tattoo's were the best prizes. :depressed:

    FUCK YOU CRACKER JACK!
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    The best part was digging into the box and seeing what you got. What's this world coming to!!! :mad:
     
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    How about you eat your goddamn Crackerjacks, and STFU. :smile:
     
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    i once found a huge black cawk in my cracker jacks

    true story
     
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    Cracker jacks sounds racialist, im going to riot and loot stores brb
     
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    And it's still in your mouth to this very day.

    :c
     
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    Fucking sad world we live in.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    What marketing wizard came up with this idea? "guys, we sell semi-stale popcorn and peanuts to kids who beg for it to get the stupid 10c toy inside. What say we save 9c a box and give them a digital code instead?"
     
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    :nocheer:
     
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    i will miss those tiny magnifying glasses
     
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    i give out digital prizes on halloween

    a little sheet of paper that says pornhub.com

    feedback has been great
     
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    The CJ "prizes" have sucked donkey dick for a while now.
    Just sayin'
     
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    Have they been anything of value in the last 20 years. We just have to face facts that the days of toy cars in cereal are a thing of the past.
     
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    i dont expect anything good but the prize has been pointless for a long time now
     
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    i'm not doing it
















    <ronnie> you'll do it. you'l do it when you get here
     
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    so has the crackerjacks
     
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    What about a prize for girls?!!!

    :bigcry:

    Baseball experience, my ass.
     
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