Earthquake in SC Claims Shed Member

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by newcastlefan, Feb 15, 2014.

  1. newcastlefan

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    It's on the AP now: an earthquake in SC shook the state today with 4.1 quake. As a result the SC govt closed the state until they can identify the bodies.

    Won't be too difficult to identify Shiv: they need only try to light it with a match and the real Shiv will burn for days.
     
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    Shiv's corpse just hit alert.
     
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    Dumb
     
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    He's posted since that happened.
     
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    Unfortunately.
     
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    Shiv's ghost is pickled too. It can't find the door with the light to walk into. He thinks it's a car headlight and he jumps out of the way
     
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    Mr w hasnt
     
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    The nursing home makes mr w sleep late on weekends.
     
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    It was on the other side of the state. If anything happened in Myrtle Beach, Schmoopy's cardboard apartment building would have collapsed.
     
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    He's at work, ya big dummy.
     
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    And I thought you were serious at first :duhme:
     
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    Everyone laughs at Dave's Triangle of Safety.

    Until you need it.

    :c


    I'm looking for the DToS jpeg, but in the meantime, enjoy this one. :smile:

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    Here you go now. :smile:

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    What the hell are you doing, Dave?
     
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    I was just smoking some more of that wax I picked up last night. It's debihilitating. :smile:

    Now that photobucket is all fucked up, and you have to go through pages to find what you're looking for, I came across that pic of me with short hair. That's funny to look at. :c
     
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    I'm in tears.
     
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    You look a lot less like a deranged homeless guy when you have short hair. Just sayin' :dontknow: