Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Henry Gale, Apr 5, 2012.
What happened to the newspaper?
Seems like all I ever got were spam posts and negative reps for it... got sick of putting in the effort for the negativity. If people would rather have racist insult threads then it is the place they make the board.
I had 2 shamrock shakes this march but to be fair I never had one before last year
I've never committed a sin.
Who is crying. He asked, I answered.
I almost felt sorry for Livershite this year.
Still trying to figure out how to tell my pastor.
I stole a top when I was 5 or 6 (dreidel to my Yiddish friends), and my mom caught me. She made me take it back and tell the lady I stole it and I was sorry
And Henry stop your crying wah
I stole a Tootsie Roll from KMart when I was probably 5 years old.
My Mom found out (I think I might have shown it to her ) and age drove me back to the store to apologize and return it. And so began my life of crime.
shut it, pendejo
I showed the top to my mom too. "Hey mom look what I found at school today."
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
we miss it
Goonies never die
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to FranciscoTheMan again.