News Easy ways to ruin your life forever? Take your cock out in your yearbook photo

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  1. SlowAdam

    SlowAdam misunderstood/forgotten wackpacker

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    69 counts of indecent exposure. 69. may have to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life.

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    http://www.cbs5az.com/story/3186897...ted-for-indecent-exposure-in-yearbook-picture



    MESA, Ariz. — An Arizona high school student is in big trouble for a senior prank that went too far.

    Police in Mesa say Hunter Osborn, who was 18 at the time, exposed himself while the team football photo was taken for the yearbook.

    About 3,400 books were distributed before the prank was noticed, according to KTVK-TV.

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    Hunter Osborn (Source: Mesa Police Dept.)

    Osborn reportedly told police he was dared to do it by a teammate and was “disgusted” with himself.

    69 counts of indecent exposure – one for each person present at the photo shoot – and one count of furnishing harmful items to minors have been filed.
     
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    YinzerMasshole Thread Vandal

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    Apparently we don't teach kids proofreading in the yearbook class anymore...
     
  3. DogStar69

    DogStar69 VIP Extreme Gold

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    69



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  4. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    A felony and register as a sex offender. I doubt he thought this through :jj:
     
  5. SlowAdam

    SlowAdam misunderstood/forgotten wackpacker

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    they are too busy with social media and hooking up with teachers
     
  6. AllAboutHim Ed

    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    Aww, poor guy. That's something I might have been dumb enough to do. Not guilty.
     
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    Princess Kitty Let's Play VIP

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    Does anyone remember laughter?
    Geez
     
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  8. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    This guy needs to have copies of these news stories laminated and passed along with his resume' so people understand he wasn't out there exposing himself on buses.
     
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    he's a moron
    not a criminal
     
  10. RobsDad

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    Rock out with your cock out.
     
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    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    When he's given up on his dreams and is ready to spend the rest of his life in a soul crushing 9-5 job, I'd be happy to hire him.
     
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    regult 4 Goals...

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    A few years ago, this guy would have reached legendary status. Oh, what a world we have now...
     
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    Thick? Veiny? Details please. Oh and 69 counts? From the onion I assume?
     
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    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Neubaum Turk would be sent to prison today.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    seriously?

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    Whitey's
     
  17. SlowAdam

    SlowAdam misunderstood/forgotten wackpacker

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    #81 and #1 on the lower row are accomplices clearly. everyone else in row 1 is shoulderpads to shpoulderpads and arm to arm, except those two, leaving space for #42's schlong to appear. they're in on it, it's a conspiracy
     
  18. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating!

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    Couldn't this asshole [​IMG]

    Help using this, [​IMG] excessively??
     
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    I can't see shit :jj:
     
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    This is no joke. This kind of thing is happening to a lot of boys these days. Schools treat *any* male adolescent stupidity or clumsy expression of sexuality, no matter innocuous or minuscule like sexual assault. Then REAL stuff happens and nothing is done.
     
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