Sports Eat a dick Alex Rodriguez

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by vaporizer, Aug 7, 2016.

  1. vaporizer

    vaporizer Well-Known Member

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    I never liked this guy. Not on the Mariners. Not on the Rangers. Not on the Yankees. Post all your A Rod vitriol here.
     
  2. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner Chickenshit heel VIP Gold

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    So he's retiring, but he's gonna be a coach? Everything's gotta be complicated with this douchebag.
     
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    I just watched his presser about the retirement and subsequent Adviser role he'll be taking. That coincidentally runs out the same day his playing contract would have. I bet his ass won't even be allowed on the premises after Friday.

    Yankees paying him to leave without a tantrum but he's still going out like a little bitch. If the Yankees thought his insight was that valuable they would have just offered him a permanent off-field position. After 12/31/17 they don't want to fuck with him ever again.

    I wonder if he's asked himself if it was worth tarnishing what would have been a HOF career to go out like a punk.
     
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    "Special adviser". Basically that will make it easier to swallow the 30 million they owe him. They'll drag him out next year during Spring Training to make a few appearances and then he'll be doing his special advising from a beach in Miami until the contract runs out.

    Never really liked the guy. Always seemed like an arrogant jerk. Glad he won't hit 700.
     
  5. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Douche
     
  6. BleedingGums

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    fuck dat faggot
     
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    dancearmstrong Well-Known Member

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    For the record it would be the greatest day in my life if someone paid me 30 million to go away. I'm not crying for A-Rod that's for sure.
     
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    A :quote: special advisor :quote:
     
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    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Prototype new york athlete

    Light in the loafers, over hyped fraud of a douche
     
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    pope29 Saloon's Oldest Mult

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    If he still wanted to play but his contractual circumstances forced him to retire it would be quite ironic.
     
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    I'm sure the Yankees are thrilled to be rid of him. One of the worst contracts ever for a ballclub. Time for a new era.
     
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    He still wants to play for another team but no one will give him a shot.

    Reminds me of Bonds, except Barry could have actually helped another team as a DH whereas Alex is done
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Other sports, today Jim Furyk shot a 58 at TPC River Highlands. Made 9 birdies and an eagle on holes 2-12 on the way to setting a new PGA scoring record.
     
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    Special Advisor may not go against the salary cap?
     
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    That faggot Vaginatek kept has mask on during the fight! How brave! A-Rod had to knock it off his big PED head.

    The cuckold Varitek also married Nick Swisher's sloppy seconds! Before he married her, his wife was passed around like a baton throughout the sport and only this cuckold Varitek put a ring on her finger. His own teammates where laughing behind his back. What a dope!
     
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    Never really got the Arod hate. He used steroids wow so did everyone
     
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    $27 million this and next
     
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    He fits the part too.

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