Sports Eat a dick Alex Rodriguez

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by vaporizer, Aug 7, 2016.

  1. vaporizer

    vaporizer Well-Known Member

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    I never liked this guy. Not on the Mariners. Not on the Rangers. Not on the Yankees. Post all your A Rod vitriol here.
     
  2. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    So he's retiring, but he's gonna be a coach? Everything's gotta be complicated with this douchebag.
     
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    I just watched his presser about the retirement and subsequent Adviser role he'll be taking. That coincidentally runs out the same day his playing contract would have. I bet his ass won't even be allowed on the premises after Friday.

    Yankees paying him to leave without a tantrum but he's still going out like a little bitch. If the Yankees thought his insight was that valuable they would have just offered him a permanent off-field position. After 12/31/17 they don't want to fuck with him ever again.

    I wonder if he's asked himself if it was worth tarnishing what would have been a HOF career to go out like a punk.
     
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    "Special adviser". Basically that will make it easier to swallow the 30 million they owe him. They'll drag him out next year during Spring Training to make a few appearances and then he'll be doing his special advising from a beach in Miami until the contract runs out.

    Never really liked the guy. Always seemed like an arrogant jerk. Glad he won't hit 700.
     
  5. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Douche
     
  6. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    fuck dat faggot
     
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    dancearmstrong Well-Known Member

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    For the record it would be the greatest day in my life if someone paid me 30 million to go away. I'm not crying for A-Rod that's for sure.
     
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    A :quote: special advisor :quote:
     
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    Slow Just a gangster I suppose Gold

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    Prototype new york athlete

    Light in the loafers, over hyped fraud of a douche
     
  10. pope29

    pope29 Saloon's Oldest Mult

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    If he still wanted to play but his contractual circumstances forced him to retire it would be quite ironic.
     
  11. RaeRae

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    I'm sure the Yankees are thrilled to be rid of him. One of the worst contracts ever for a ballclub. Time for a new era.
     
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    He still wants to play for another team but no one will give him a shot.

    Reminds me of Bonds, except Barry could have actually helped another team as a DH whereas Alex is done
     
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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Other sports, today Jim Furyk shot a 58 at TPC River Highlands. Made 9 birdies and an eagle on holes 2-12 on the way to setting a new PGA scoring record.
     
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    Special Advisor may not go against the salary cap?
     
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    Salvatore Stockbroker Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That faggot Vaginatek kept has mask on during the fight! How brave! A-Rod had to knock it off his big PED head.

    The cuckold Varitek also married Nick Swisher's sloppy seconds! Before he married her, his wife was passed around like a baton throughout the sport and only this cuckold Varitek put a ring on her finger. His own teammates where laughing behind his back. What a dope!
     
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    Never really got the Arod hate. He used steroids wow so did everyone
     
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    $27 million this and next
     
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    Salvatore Stockbroker Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Salvatore Stockbroker Well-Known Member Banned User

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    He fits the part too.

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