Eat my foot, Tony Danza

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  1. Kinski

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    I don't want you anymore
     
  2. Kinski

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    you are the gatekeeper of the apocalypse
     
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    die die die
     
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    son of a bitch bastard

    STOP HAVING SEX WITH MY MOM!
     
  5. Kinski

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    boy howdy

    nothing funny about eating a boxing glove

    under the pale moonlight
     
  6. Kinski

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
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    :nervous:
     
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    9/9/1890
    Harland Sanders is born just outside Henryville, Indiana.

    1900-1924
    Harland Sanders holds a variety of jobs including: farm hand, streetcar conductor, army private in Cuba, blacksmith's helper, railyard fireman, insurance salesman, tire salesman and service station operator for Standard Oil.

    1930
    In the midst of the depression, Harland Sanders opens his first restaurant in the small front room of a gas station in Corbin, Kentucky. Sanders serves as station operator, chief cook and cashier and names the dining area "Sanders Court & Café."

    1936
    Kentucky Governor Ruby Laffoon makes Harland Sanders an honorary Kentucky Colonel in recognition of his contributions to the state's cuisine.

    1937
    The Sanders Court & Café adds a motel and expands the restaurant to 142 seats.

    1939
    The Sanders Court & Café is first listed in Duncan Hines' "Adventures in Good Eating."

    Fire destroys The Sanders Court & Café, but it is rebuilt and reopened.

    The pressure cooker is introduced. Soon thereafter Colonel Sanders begins using it to fry his chicken to give customers fresh chicken, faster.

    1940
    Birthdate of the Original Recipe

    1949
    Sanders marries Claudia Price.

    1952
    The Colonel begins actively franchising his chicken business by traveling from town to town and cooking batches of chicken for restaurant owners and employees.

    The Colonel awards Pete Harman of Salt Lake City with the first KFC franchise. A handshake agreement stipulates a payment of a nickel to Sanders for each chicken sold.

    1955
    An interstate highway is built to bypass Corbin, Kentucky. Sanders sells the service station on the same day that he receives his first social security check for $105. After paying debts owed, he is virtually broke. He decides to go on the road to sell his Secret Recipe to restaurants.

    1957
    Kentucky Fried Chicken first sold in buckets

    1960
    The Colonel's hard work on the road begins to pay off and there are 190 KFC franchisees and 400 franchise units in the U.S. and Canada.

    1964
    Kentucky Fried Chicken has more than 600 franchised outlets in the United States, Canada and the first overseas outlet, in England.

    Sanders sells his interest in the U.S. company for $2 million to a group of investors headed by John Y. Brown Jr., future governor of Kentucky. The Colonel remains a public spokesman for the company.

    1965
    Colonel Sanders receives the Horatio Alger Award from the American Schools and Colleges Association.

    1966
    The Kentucky Fried Chicken Corporation goes public.

    1969
    The Kentucky Fried Chicken Corporation is listed on the New York Stock Exchange.

    1971
    More than 3,500 franchised and company-owned restaurants are in worldwide operation when Heublein Inc. acquires KFC Corporation.

    1976
    An independent survey ranks the Colonel as the world's second most recognizable celebrity.

    1977
    Colonel Sanders speaks before a U.S. Congressional Committee on Aging.

    1979
    KFC cooks up 2.7 billion pieces of chicken. There are approximately 6,000 KFC restaurants worldwide with sales of more than $2 billion.

    12/16/1980
    Colonel Harland Sanders, who came to symbolize quality in the food industry, dies after being stricken with leukemia. Flags on all Kentucky state buildings fly at half-staff for four days.

    1982
    Kentucky Fried Chicken becomes a subsidiary of R.J. Reynolds Industries, Inc. (now RJR Nabisco, Inc.) when Heublein, Inc. is acquired by Reynolds.

    1986
    PepsiCo, Inc. acquires KFC from RJR Nabisco, Inc.

    1997
    PepsiCo, Inc. announces the spin-off of its quick service restaurants - KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut - into Tricon Global Restaurants, Inc.

    2002
    Tricon Global Restaurants, Inc., the world's largest restaurant company, changes its corporate name to YUM! Brands, Inc. In addition to KFC, the company owns A&W® All-American Food® Restaurants, Long John Silvers®, Pizza Hut® and Taco Bell® restaurants.

    2006
    More than a billion of the Colonel's "finger lickin' good" chicken dinners are served annually in more than 80 countries and territories around the world.

    2007
    KFC proudly introduces a new recipe that keeps the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices and finger-lickin' flavor, but contains Zero Grams of Trans Fat per serving thanks to new cooking oil.

    2008
    The Colonel has a new look! KFC updates one of the most recognized, respected and beloved brand icons with a new logo. The new logo depicts Colonel Sanders with his signature string tie, but for the first time, replaces his classic white, double-breasted suit with a red apron. The apron symbolizes the home-style culinary heritage of the brand and reminds customers that KFC is always in the kitchen cooking delicious, high-quality, freshly prepared chicken by hand, just the way Colonel Sanders did 50 years ago.

    2009
    KFC introduces Kentucky Grilled Chicken™ - a better-for-you option for health conscious consumers who love the flavor of KFC. Kentucky Grilled Chicken has less calories, fat and sodium than KFC’s Original Recipe® chicken, without sacrificing the great taste of KFC.
     
  9. GLguygardner

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    I want to taste Alyssa Milano.
     
  10. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner WE DA BEST!! VIP Gold

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    She only likes beisbol players that racist!!
     
  11. Daveindiego

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    He's a good dude, dude.

    I used to be roommates with his son. I talked to him on the phone all the time. Solid.
     
  12. Kinski

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    devil spawn
     
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    Nahz. Dude is one of the coolest dudes I ever met. Super laid back. Puff tough. Good guy. The son, not Tony.
     
  14. k4D3t

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    Crazy Conspiracy Theories

    It is claimed by some people that Kentucky Fried chicken makes black men impotent. Believers say that all the food is laced with a drug that makes black men impotent. They say that the white supremacist group known as the KKK owns the restaurant chain and that the stores only employ white people.
     
  15. Kinski

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    Crazy conspiracy theory:

    Tony Danza is an alien-robot hybrid created in a Guatemalan laboratory by Ethiopian techno-geneticists specializing in extraterrestrial DNA. Their plan is to use Tony Danza as an agent of political terrorism which will engender World War 3, bringing about the end of the earth as we know it.
     
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    But when I say this I'm a nut:mad:
     
  17. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    That is so ridiculous. :rolleye2:

    The KFC nearest me is ONLY staffed by blaeks.

    And everyone knows they call it KFC because they cannot use the word "Chicken" any longer. Everyone knows they don't use chicken, but genetically altered, 6 breast and 10 legged beasts. duh.
     
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  19. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    Hold me close young Tony Danza
    Count the headlights on the highway
    Lay me down in sheets of linen
    you had a busy day today
     
  20. deverrant

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    I fucking think of that every time I hear that song. :jj: