Eating a cow is like eating a human

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  1. Dusco

    Dusco New Member

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    Howard is beyond gay at this point. :facepalm:
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Eating a cow is almost like eating a person!

    Educated people don't eat hotdogs!
    -Howard Allen Stern
     
  3. Ruffypup

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    Educated people don't eat hotdogs.
    -Howard Allen Stern
     
  4. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Fuck off Howard. Nothing like a nice juicy steak you pussy.
     
  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    Enjoy your dinner of steamed broccoli, steamed green beans, baked potato with nothing on it...and sauce on side.
     
  6. fletchman71

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    I laughed hard when I heard him say that. As Ozzy said about him in the movie Private Parts, "What a fucking asshole!"
     
  7. harlock

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    It's OK to wear a cow though if John Varvatos has skinned it. Fuck you Howard. :fuck:
     
  8. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    Educated people heat up a portion of turkey lasagna in the microwave for 20 minutes.
     
  9. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Educated people shove vegetables into their vaginas at medium pace.
     
  10. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    When did Fartman become so educated?
     
  11. jyanks

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    God, did he reallly say that???? Robin must have been in her glory!

    Perhaps if he started eating more protein, he would not be so scrawny, especially in his arms & chest!
     
  12. Roland Schwinn

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    Educated people:

    edit AA. File a ridiculous lawsuit

    A. lose a lawsuit.

    B. plan to appeal the decision

    C. attack the integrity women judges by suggesting they are often to busy worrying about getting home to take care of the kids and making dinner that they don't completely read the cases before them.
     
  13. Dusco

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    He also said he quit eating chicken cause one day while he was eating it he envisioned ripping a cute little chicken apart. LOL
     
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    He really needs a dropkick to the face at this point.

    Howard use to say the line. "You know its safe; Why? Cause its tested on animals!" What a douche
     
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    Howard is so fucking evolved, when he got those new chompers he should have gotton nothing but line of fucking molars straight across.
     
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    I would love to see Howard on one of those survival shows..he would die the first day. "Where is my purell?? the ground is so dirty...ewwww" "what no bottled water?? quick get me some DDT there are bugs everywhere!!!"
     
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    Skinning and wearing a cow sounds like something a Nazi would do, sorry an intelligent Nazi.


    :rolleye:
     
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    i must agree with howard on this one....i can't eat meat (and i certainly won't eat fowl who are among the filthiest animoes).
    there are times i would love to have steak or bacon but i found out that(in the past) when i ordered steak ot bacon something clicked and i'd begin to intellectualize the whole process and not be able to take another bite.

    i can't do it but i wouldn't preach to anyone else. i'm happy with fish, vegetables, fruit and grains. what anyone else does is none of my business.
     
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    So just throw out the meat when we are making our shoes and purses?
     
  20. Tmmy Sirianni

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    Mmm... humanburger...

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