Eating bacon lowers sperm quality

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  1. HS Cult Leader

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    [h=1]Eating bacon lowers sperm quality, study shows[/h] Published October 16, 2013
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    Eating bacon can significantly lower a man’s sperm quality, Medical Daily reported.
    In a study presented at the American Society for Reproductive Medicine’s 2013 Annual Meeting in Boston, researchers from Harvard University gathered data from 156 men who were undergoing in vitro fertilization (IVR) with a partner. Each couple was asked questions about their diet, including how often they consumed processed meat, red meat, white meat, poultry, and fish.
    Overall, men who consumed more than half a portion of processed meats such as bacon each day had significantly lower levels of “normal†sperm, compared to men who ate less than half a portion of processed meats per day.
    Additionally, the researchers also discovered that some foods seemed to increase sperm quality.
    “We found the effect of processed meat intake lowered quality, and fish raised quality,†said study author Dr. Myriam Afeiche, from the Harvard School of Public Health (HSPH).
    However, some health professionals have expressed doubts about the study’s findings. Dr. Allan Pacey, chairman of the British Fertility Society, took issue with the way the researcher’s measured sperm quality and pointed out that the study included a small sample size.
    “The relationship between diet and men’s fertility is an interesting one, and there is certainly now convincing evidence that men who eat more fresh fruit and vegetables have better sperm than men who don’t,†Pacey said. “However, less is known about the fertility of men with poor diets and whether specific foods can be linked to por sperm quality.â€
     
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    Eating bacon can significantly lower a man’s sperm quality:

    So what are you saying here? No bacon before getting blow jobs?
     
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    At this point in life if the weenie stands up and still shoots out the fun stuff? Who gives a big husky fuck about the quality?
     
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    No wonder Howard demands that all his DL boyfriends eat healthy (makes their semen taste better)
     
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    :lol:
     
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    This is my girl and I love her. Nothing but the best for my baby!
     
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    Says Fox News? Obviously bacon makes you more viril and lengthens your lifespan
     
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    Now we know why those Orthodox Jews are pumping out kids like the donut machine at Krispy Kreme.

    :doh:
     
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    She's not worried about those freaky two headed sperms, or the stupid ones that can only swim in circles?


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    Don't you know it...

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    my boys have taken up synchronized swimming cuz they got nothing else to do.
     
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    I can't take that chance. If I lose her, I got nothin'
     
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    X2
     
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    if it does cut back on the kids, well maybe its for the best. this way they won;t have to live in the approaching idiocracy. for sparing them the pain of the next 60 years I deserve a BLT.
     
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    plus for all we know the judge of sperm quality is Jeton and he measures by taste.
     
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    STFU!
    I've heard tell that if you say his name three times, he appears.

    Now I ask you. Is it really worth the risk? :nojj:
     
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    its hump-day. he's busy sperm-judging tonight.
     
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    I better start eating bacon or I'm going to have to buy a bigger house.
     
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    Bye Bye sperms! :happywave:
     
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    Puts a new meaning to casting pearls before swine.