Eating p*ssy? nah not my thing anymore....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Kool, Jan 7, 2014.

  1. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    "Robin, I just do the regular sex thing, not into all the extra stuff"....He thinks Ronnie is a nutjob cause Ronnie still enjoys sex, oral, anal, fingers etc...:grouch:
     
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    Assuming he and the whorse actually consummate their relationship, it's devolved into two things - he holds the strings on the money, she holds the strings on the pussy.
     
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    Howard will suck a dick like a hoover vacuum cleaner. He ain't fooling me. :no:
     
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    Howard is disgusted by vaginas.
     
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    Well, give Howard his due - Ronnie IS a nutjob .....
     
  6. Rob0729

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    "Robin, if Beth just had a dick, she would be the perfect woman."
     
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    Can't blame him. Imagine Beth's thumb-sized protruding clit poking you in the face.
     
  9. Frank White

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    Can't you get throat cancer from eating pussy... Robin

    :facepalm:
     
  10. DuckDong

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    You can get the Herpes and from him always using a rubber... Beth has got the Herp's
     
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    In Howard's defense she stopped blowing him years ago so why would one expect severly nuerotic germaphobe to be enthusiasitc about licking 40 year old amazonian snatch
     
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    Allegedly. Or allegedly HPV warts.
     
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    Howie luvvs the caawk
     
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    Reminds me of the time he was getting grilled about foreplay and whether he kisses Beth during sex. He angrily said "we have our thing and it works!" Years ago he'd give every disgusting detail about his foreplay with Alison and now it's "not his thing."
     
  15. Rob0729

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    In Howard's defense, would you put your mouth anywhere near Beth's pussy with the knowledge of all the dicks probably went into it?
     
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    I'd wager Beth gives Chyna a run for her money in the clit stakes.
     
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    why do you think he wanted that GoPro cam?

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    Oh, I hate that. Every aspect of their life is a "thing." Somebody asked you how you kissed your wife.

    You aren't ratting on some La Cosa Nostra secretive crime syndicate,idiot.
    Same thing with if Beth changed her last name after 5 years of formal
    marriage. How is that a "thing?"
     
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    as we all know, Howard is a crohnic liar...I wouldn't believe anything that comes out of his mouth...Most Likely, he licked Ms. potato Head's anus right after she took a dump...
     
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    "You know how many Arabs blew their load in there Robin? If they were Jews, I'd eat the Kosher Kreme Pie, but there isn't enough Massengil in the world to wash away Muslim Manspackle."