Ebola locks us down for 21 days: Preppers

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  1. CrucifiedAGT

    CrucifiedAGT He's Around VIP

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    Lets hear some great ideas for a 21 day "shelter in place order"
     
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    My dogs would go batshit crazy if they couldn't go out for a day.

    Every time I say let's go for a walkie they act as happy as a person winning a billion dollars.
     
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    First water. Once gallon per person per day.
     
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    kill the neighbors and take their stuff.

    i mean, collect water! :grad:
     
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    I have a freezer full of premade food. When I cook, I double the recipe and freeze the second batch. I'm ready! Lasagna, meatloaf, meatballs, stuffed shells, tetrazzini, etc.
     
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    Don't the Mormons (srry-LDS) always have food stockpiled? :dontknow: Maybe they could give us some tips.
     
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    Chicken Tetrazzini! :lunch:

     
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    It'll be 21 days from the LAST known case :whistle:
     
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    There is an inherent flaw.

    That would only apply if "everyone' was infected(potentially) exposed at the same time.

    after 21days you would need to go out and restock your supplies.
    Thus risking 'infection'.
    After gathering a New batch of supplies, wouldn't you have to shelter in place again?
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    That's why I plan to go out shopping with a flame thrower.
     
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    i live in mormon country. they are well prepared for big civil problems. i should convert just in case. :bigthink:
     
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    Um....math is hard for me.
     
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    I don't like you now.
     
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    I love those prepper loco's
     
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    It will be great, I can leave for work 15 minutes later than normal because there won't be any traffic while everyone cowers in their basement.
     
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    Ebola has natural reservoirs... once it gets into the wildlife you can expect it to continue popping up at random until a cure or vaccine is discovered.
     
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    You can check online how far you are from a regional storehouse. They rival anything I've ever seen. Like a dozen Costco's in one.
     
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    Batteries and meds

    Also it's good to have a porn back up in case the Internet goes down. How many magazines is recommended for 21 to 42 days?
     
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    This is an actual suggestion. I've never heard of those but I'll look it up.
     
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    Entire First Season of Wig on AGT - Dog Act Grand Prize Winner :jj:
     
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