edgy joke I heard at the bar

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  1. nastynaven

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    So a German shepherd is at church. A polish cat walks in and asks the shepherd for three dollars.

    The shepherd says "I don't have it".

    So the next day the polish cat asks him again.

    So the shepherd says "LOOK I SAID YESTERDAY I DIDN'T HAVE IT AND IT'S THE SAME TODAY!".


    lol I heard this joke yesterday and I couldn't stop laughing.
     
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    Q: Why won't the rabbi eat out his wife?




    A: Cuz she's a pig :rs:
     
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    Shut up.
     
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    Is it a Catholic Church?
     
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    I dont get it
     
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    Why would a Polish cat ask a German shepherd for dollars? Surely he'd ask for Euros
     
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    Shut up
     
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    Am I missing something? This joke doesn't make sense/isn't funny
     
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    Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?






    A: Quarter pounder with cheese

    Heyyyyoooooooooo
     
  10. nastynaven

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    Lol your probably Asian Asians don't usually get that joke.
     
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    Gomez making OP look unfunny ITT
     
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    So I was fucking this guy in the ass last night and he turned and asked me if I wanted to cuddle




    I said WTF are you gay?
     
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    How many polish cats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
     
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    fuck off kanye
     
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    Guy walks in the front door to his house with a duck under his arm. His wife walks up and the husband says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." The wife replies, "But that's a duck?" Husband says to his wife, "I wasn't talking to you."
     
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    I love that joke! :jj:
     
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    I like that the wife wasn't surprised just concerned about correcting him. She sounds understanding.
     
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    what do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand.?? Cuatro cinco!!!! Get it :cwl: :backlol2:
     
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