Entertainment Edward Scissorhands must've had a hard time wiping his ass

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Apr 22, 2016.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    And jerking off :down:
     
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    He had an easier time then Animal God.
     
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    Drungle BADSTREET USA Gold

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    Was this a Morning Squirtz comic?
     
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    No, too cerebral.
     
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  5. Father O'Blivion

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    That's why he was so sad all the time.
     
  6. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    This was such original and funny material in 1990 when the movie came out
     
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    He didnt need to wipe. He had a built in turd cutter.
     
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    Does Depp Dump?
     
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    Chriza comment in 3....2......1........
     
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    yes, but his ass hairs were nicely trimmed.
    -wig
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Tata and farewell. VIP

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    He could barely even eat, I doubt his feces was very big. Plus he was a robot which mootens your entire point.
     
  13. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    He was?
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Didn't Vincent Price build him out of metal parts with a wax skin? I haven't seen it in a long time.
     
  15. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    I dunno. I was taking a shit and the thought popped in my head :dontknow:
     
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    I wish you had a harder time starting threads.
     
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    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    Didn't Enzo the barber cover this on Seinfeld years ago???