Edward Snowden: Solar-Flare ‘Killshot’ Cataclysm Imminent

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  1. Vashier

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    http://www.chronicle.su/news/edward-snowden-solar-flare-killshot-cataclysm-imminent/

    MOSCOW, Russia – Edward Snowden, hacker-fugitive and former National Security Agency (NSA) contractor, revealed Tuesday that a series of solar flares is set to occur in September, killing hundreds of millions of people. Documents provided by Snowden prove that, as of 14 years ago, Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) remote viewers knew that the event was inevitable. Ever since, the world’s governments have quietly been trying to prepare for the sweeping global famine to result.
    Speaking from his room at Sheremetyevo Airport’s Hotel Novotel, Snowden revealed that government preparations for September’s catastrophic solar flares have been “to only limited avail.†The flares’ results, he said, are known casually throughout the global intelligence community as “the killshot.â€
     
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    holy fuck

    just like it says in the bible :coffee:
     
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    Lol
     
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    The jews were right?
     
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    12/21/12
     
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    Where did you read this, the Onion? :rolleye:
     
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    His twitter account , it's real
     
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    Revelation 16:8 And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch men with fire.

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    And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory.
     
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    yup :coffee:
     
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    cept no one will be scorched, they'll die from no water since no electricity will exist above ground
     
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    lol,,.."remote viewer"
     
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    I can save money skipping back to school shopping
     
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    We can only hope.
     
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    A story like that has gotta be true
     
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    Imagine the stuff and how many apocalypses that would've been yelled about so far if the internet was 1000 years old. The earth would've been knocked off a million times already :snicker:. But we are still here. The power of the internet.
     
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    Quoting bible verse is about as credible as The Onion. :jj:
     
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    I laughed at RV until I actually researched it. I already tweeted snowden about the inability to nail a time or dimension in it's theory as that has been it's biggest drawback according to research.
     
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    Is this your 3rd solar flare thread? :)
     
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    There are 1000's of conspiracies about the weather/solar/whatever. Ever see me post them?