Eerily Lifelike Japanese News Anchor Robot Makes HILARIOUS Blooper!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by A Succulent Chinese Meal, Jul 23, 2016.

  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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  2. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    Rick D' Amico ?
     
  3. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    *slow claps*
    *steps out of the shadows*
    Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
    But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
    And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
    See you on the boards...
     
  4. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Why would they put a penis on a robot? :facepalm:
     
  5. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    it gets worse the longer you look at it, kind of like this:
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  6. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    It won't play.
     
  7. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Would smash Loodles Drexnile. :jj:
     
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