Eff it. Now THIS happened (update thread)...

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Okay so this is the same person discussed here:
    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread.php/20692-Eff-it-So-this-happened

    What I think needs to happen is that breathalyzers need to be put on cell phones. That way if you're drunk it WON'T ALLOW YOU TO FUCKING TEXT CERTAIN PEOPLE.

    So, I hung out with the boy on Monday. Then I didn't for like, a few days. I was feeling fine with this. Then one night I went out with a friend (the one who broke his pelvis) and got tore up and this happened:

    Boy: Supp. What are u up to (Note- He contacted ME)

    Me: Not much. Havin some drinks with joey n some peeps then headed home I guess.

    Boy: Sweet

    Me: What are you up to, negro?

    Boy: Just got home from the shop. Gotta get up early to work on fag jag.

    Me: Haha!

    Boy: I hate it.

    Me: Well if you wanna hang in the next cpl days lemme know. Also I need to take my shit apart. Whole shebang didn't sell on ebay. Wanna separate the trans, clutch and motor and list on CL so I'm gonna need access to it.

    Boy: No bids or nothing

    Me: No. So I gotta separate it asap.


    Me: I love you.

    Boy: ?

    ( :facepalm: )

    Me:
    Just what I said.

    Me: Sorry.

    Boy: Don't be I'm sleeping night babe

    :facepalm: :doh: :facepalm:
     
  2. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    He is gay
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I ain't reading that shit
     
  4. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    get rid of him!!
     
  5. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    You really only have to read two lines...

    Me: I love you.

    Boy: ?




    :jj:

    :worried:
     
  6. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    :facepalm:




    I still love you anyway, Dev. I think we've all sent a text or two we sorely regretted. :hug:
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Mack Well-Known Member

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    total closeted Jeton.
     
  9. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Curb him.
     
  10. flailingfish

    flailingfish New Member

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    you might have caught him while he had a dildo up his ass
     
  11. jackie the jerk

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    Doesnt even sound like he is trying to hide it, Dev may be in denial about this homo.
     
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    ok, I went back and read

    :facepalm:
     
  13. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Okay, okay... but then LAAAST night he texted me because he couldn't sleep. He was in a bad mood. Depressed or whatever.

    Boy: I can't sleep. Driving around trying to chill out.

    Me: Don't text while driving. U wanna call me? What's the matter?

    Boy: Same old shit.

    Boy: Can u see tomorrow if u can get some xannies?

    Me: Yea I'll ask around

    Boy: Thankyou

    Boy: U wanna come nap til u gotta get t off the bus?

    (note- sometimes I drop my daughter off at the bus and then go to his place and chill in his bed til I gotta pick her up)

    Me: Can't sister has to go somewhere n asked me to watch D.

    Boy: OK no biggy.

    Boy: I just wanna lay with u. Sucks feeling like shit cause then I treat everyone like shit.

    Me: I'll make a call tomorrow n let u know. You'll get it figured out.


    Note #2... the xanny thing isn't as scary as it sounds. He's not an addict or anything. He was prescribed them for anxiety and never took them except when he needed them once in a while (and then he'd just sell the rest or give em away). Well NOW his friend took his last few so he didn't have any and didn't even realize it til he started freaking out and really needing em.
     
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    you put your kid on the bus so you can hang with your dude?
     
  15. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I think I do it once a week. :jj:

    No way in hell.
     
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    He just wanted to take turns brushing each others hair.
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    This guy is a major league loser.

    Move on Dev.

    You hottie. :wub::hug:



    Move on.
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  18. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    The school bus. Morning kindergarten.
    I usually just go home and nap til she's done but sometimes I go to his house and nap and/or bang. WGAS??
     
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    Does he throw up when you make him have sex with a woman?
     
  20. DrivenByDemons

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    I was trying to be funny and failed. :facepalm: