Actual text exchange from last night: Me: Watchoo up to? Boy: Going to Philly for tacos with Steve. Me: Mmmmm. Hey don't fill up on cock before you get there. Boy: Ass Me: No you! Boy: Good comeback. Me: I'm kind of a genius. Boy: Can't be you're a woman. Me: > : ( Me: Well if you wanna hang later or tomorrow or something let me know. I miss staying with you. You make me happy. ... 6 hours later (about 2:45am) Boy: I didn't think it was possible but someone has an uglier subaru than u (web link to ugly subaru pic).