Eff it. So this happened...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by deverrant, Apr 27, 2012.

  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Actual text exchange from last night:

    Me: Watchoo up to?

    Boy: Going to Philly for tacos with Steve.

    Me: Mmmmm. Hey don't fill up on cock before you get there.

    Boy: Ass

    Me: No you!

    Boy: Good comeback.

    Me: I'm kind of a genius.

    Boy: Can't be you're a woman.

    Me: > : (

    Me: Well if you wanna hang later or tomorrow or something let me know. I miss staying with you. You make me happy.

    ...

    6 hours later (about 2:45am)

    Boy: I didn't think it was possible but someone has an uglier subaru than u (web link to ugly subaru pic).

    :facepalm:
     
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  2. Phil McKrakin

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    Needs more cowbell.
     
  3. Vyb

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  5. deverrant

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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    did he end up filling up on cock?
     
  7. Thelonious Davis

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    ouch that hurts
     
  8. jackie the jerk

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    Philly isnt near Portland, WTF is Chriza talking about???
     
  9. BudBudha

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    jtj=:hilarious:


    Sorry Dev :console:
     
  10. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    you get new paint yet dev?

    or still the huge silver flake deal?
     
  11. PauleyWalnuts

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    This makes me feel better about myself, I have a chance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't suck that much :D
     
  12. Vyb

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    6 hours unaccounted for.
     
  13. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    :jj: That's a good theory.

    I know. PWNED. :(
     
  14. Jack-A-Roe

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    is this the guy you gave a blowjob to while he was driving?
     
  15. Phil McKrakin

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    Dude sounds like a dick. You pining for him?
     
  16. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    :console:
     
  17. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    :rolleyes:

    Some is flake. Then my friends graffiti'd it. Then I rattle-canned flat black over most of the graffiti. So now it's a little of all that. (In other words, awesome looking).

    I have an ad on CL to trade the body kit for stock bumpers. So far nothing's materialized. I can't start the paint process til I swap out that horrid kit.

    Did swap headlights, though!
     
  18. Phil McKrakin

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    Pic plz!! Bump your thread!!
     
  19. Mr. Potato Head

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    Debbie pooped in the tub. :dontcare:
     
  20. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Um... you'll have to be more specific. :jj:

    If it was in the last 8 or so months, then yes.

    *sigh* Yea.