Eggs

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  1. JJDealer

    JJDealer VIP Extreme Gold

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    I perfected it. If You like medium. Heat 2 cast iron pans Large pan first, cooking many bacons. Then when time for eggs, Some grease, or canola whatever. Crack egg into small pan, take bacon off and put it on small pan for 24 seconds. Pull big and cream your jeans. Or Enjoy the best medium egg with bacon ever. I will be eating pancakes.
     
  2. synch22

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    Cage free at the least 4 me.
     
  3. JJDealer

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    Yum
     
  4. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Nice...I can try that
     
  5. JJDealer

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    Asian neighbors
     
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    Siptz? You will love it
     
  7. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    What am this? Top Faggot Chef?
     
  8. JJDealer

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    Just tips it wont hurt.
     
  9. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Great thread, fantastic advice! Rock on, JJD

    [video=metacafe;1552007/merrill_howard_kalin_cooking_with_retards/]http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1552007/merrill_howard_kalin_cooking_with_retards/[/video]
     
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    You had me at "many bacons."
     
  11. gwartney

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    Why not cook the egg in the large pan? Pour off most of the grease and then your egg will get all of that bacony goodness from the little chunks left in the pan.
     
  12. Chriza

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    :lol:

    More tips!
     
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    loves eggs.

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    A while back I let my dog off the leash, he was running around in some bushes and found himself a hard boiled egg. It was probably the greatest day of his life. I am sure that someday when he is on his deathbed, he will think about that egg.
     
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    dogs are smart like that
     
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    Oh my god; so cute!!!
     
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    That needs to be your new avatar
     
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    Eggs = gross
     
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    [video=youtube;aQ43Zws-Dso]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ43Zws-Dso[/video]
     
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    I'm gonna egg and tp your trailer, shit mult!