Egypt Issues Arrest Warrant For Jon Stewart

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  1. Nurse Remulak

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    Ok... The story goes that the motherfucking fundamentalist ragheads running Egypt currently don't like how the Egyptian "Jon Stewart" makes them look on TV. Bassem Youssef's show has many millions of viewers and is HUGE with younger audiences. So the motherfucking fundamentalist ragheads running Egypt currently arrested him for "insulting President Morsi and insulting Islam." He was interrogated and released on bail.

    Well he and the real Jon Stewart are buddies.. so the real Jon Stewart lambasted Egyptian President Morsi and now..

    Cartoons, movies, videos, comedy... EVERYTHING pisses off these Middle-Eastern motherfuckers!!!

    Here's Jon Stewart's "criminal act."

    [video=youtube_share;KFyNPOstbhU]http://youtu.be/KFyNPOstbhU[/video]
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    dam, $300million doesnt go as far as it used to...:dontknow:
     
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    Bob Faggot would not like this
     
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    not at all.
     
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    Does fem perfection look like Connie Chung?
     
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    No she looks a LITTLE like Olivia Munn
     
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    Does she send you dirty text messages like Olivia Munn sent to Chris Pine?
     
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    Jon's on a 3 week vacation. What's up with that?
     
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    When you talk mean to me it gives me a boner. :love: