eHarmony vs. Match.com

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Which is the best website to pick up some prime poon tang? :hmmm:
     
  2. scrambler

    scrambler I got my flower, I got my power 2010 OG VIP

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    I've failed on OKCupid & PlentyofFish, I suck.
     
  3. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I have never tried to pick up a chick on the internets, but I am considering it because my other methods are not working. :facepalm:
     
  4. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I would try a free site first like plenty of fish just to see if yoo like it. my freind said she met alot of cool guys by using E-harmony :smiley:
     
  5. bill

    bill Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    My son met a girl on the internet and asked her out. They are getting married in April. Just warning ya.
     
  6. GSD

    GSD Active Member

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    Never tried online stuff and would definitely never pay for it.

    Try the free sites.

    I know 2 girls that have found guys (both losers) on Match.com

    1 of them used to let me read her contacts messages to "help" her. It all seemed like lies and deceit to either get pussy or get a free ride through marriage.

    Both girls completely twisted their profiles. And the guys they dated that I met lied completely compared to what they posted. Oddly nobody seemed to give a shit :facepalm: Probably because they all had a hidden agenda anyway and exposing someone's lie could lead to their lie being discovered.
     
  7. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Sounds like there is a bunch of lies and deceit on the internet. :marx: :c
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    You don't have any friends that want to introduce you? I always had my friends' wives or girlfriends with single friends they wanted to introduce me to. Can be a bitch if you do date and break up though.
     
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    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Hi GSD are you a female and also can you leave like bad rep comments on guys profiles that lie and stuff??
     
  10. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    paying a 3rd party to hook up over the web :rolleye2:


    cant go wrong with POF, unless your name is chuckz evidently.
     
  11. GSD

    GSD Active Member

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    No (100% Male; Breeder as Jeton would say) & Yes (It's been a while but I think it is similar to here. You can flag them & they can get warned or banned)

    I thought I saw you post somewhere that you had a girlfriend but then I also saw something about you being gay. Which is it? or are you bi?
     
  12. GSD

    GSD Active Member

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    Yet, apparently it still leads to sex
     
  13. scrambler

    scrambler I got my flower, I got my power 2010 OG VIP

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    Motherfucker!!!
     
  14. scrambler

    scrambler I got my flower, I got my power 2010 OG VIP

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    Should I be more of a slut, I have down that I'm looking for a long-term relationship.
     
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    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I am 100% percent gay but I am very straight acting you would not know if you met me. I had sex with a girl once when I was 20 and it was a disaster.:undecided:
     
  16. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    depends on how low your batting average is.

    but if you want pussy on first date willie, then 86 that long-term relationship crap. that only attracts ladies with morals.
     
  17. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict 2010 OG VIP

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    Go with "looking for friends". This is the internet, looking for long term relationship translates to "even if things don't work out, I'll stalk you forever".
     
  18. scrambler

    scrambler I got my flower, I got my power 2010 OG VIP

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    That last part sounds about right.
     
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    scrambler I got my flower, I got my power 2010 OG VIP

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    Maybe I should just get a real doll. :facepalm:
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    join a running club -- lots of fit, hot chicks, and the exercise lowers the anxiety levels