eHarmony vs. Match.com

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Which is the best website to pick up some prime poon tang? :hmmm:
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    I've failed on OKCupid & PlentyofFish, I suck.
     
  3. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I have never tried to pick up a chick on the internets, but I am considering it because my other methods are not working. :facepalm:
     
  4. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I would try a free site first like plenty of fish just to see if yoo like it. my freind said she met alot of cool guys by using E-harmony :smiley:
     
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    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    My son met a girl on the internet and asked her out. They are getting married in April. Just warning ya.
     
  6. GSD

    GSD Active Member

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    Never tried online stuff and would definitely never pay for it.

    Try the free sites.

    I know 2 girls that have found guys (both losers) on Match.com

    1 of them used to let me read her contacts messages to "help" her. It all seemed like lies and deceit to either get pussy or get a free ride through marriage.

    Both girls completely twisted their profiles. And the guys they dated that I met lied completely compared to what they posted. Oddly nobody seemed to give a shit :facepalm: Probably because they all had a hidden agenda anyway and exposing someone's lie could lead to their lie being discovered.
     
  7. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Sounds like there is a bunch of lies and deceit on the internet. :marx: :c
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    You don't have any friends that want to introduce you? I always had my friends' wives or girlfriends with single friends they wanted to introduce me to. Can be a bitch if you do date and break up though.
     
  9. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Hi GSD are you a female and also can you leave like bad rep comments on guys profiles that lie and stuff??
     
  10. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    paying a 3rd party to hook up over the web :rolleye2:


    cant go wrong with POF, unless your name is chuckz evidently.
     
  11. GSD

    GSD Active Member

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    No (100% Male; Breeder as Jeton would say) & Yes (It's been a while but I think it is similar to here. You can flag them & they can get warned or banned)

    I thought I saw you post somewhere that you had a girlfriend but then I also saw something about you being gay. Which is it? or are you bi?
     
  12. GSD

    GSD Active Member

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    Yet, apparently it still leads to sex
     
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    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    Motherfucker!!!
     
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    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    Should I be more of a slut, I have down that I'm looking for a long-term relationship.
     
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    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I am 100% percent gay but I am very straight acting you would not know if you met me. I had sex with a girl once when I was 20 and it was a disaster.:undecided:
     
  16. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    depends on how low your batting average is.

    but if you want pussy on first date willie, then 86 that long-term relationship crap. that only attracts ladies with morals.
     
  17. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    Go with "looking for friends". This is the internet, looking for long term relationship translates to "even if things don't work out, I'll stalk you forever".
     
  18. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    That last part sounds about right.
     
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    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    Maybe I should just get a real doll. :facepalm:
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    join a running club -- lots of fit, hot chicks, and the exercise lowers the anxiety levels