Ehhh Monk, do you know anything about this?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Spazzmatazz, Aug 21, 2012.

  1. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Surely you weren't the one being spanked. Baaaad monkey! :wtf:

    A Georgia Health Sciences University lab tech was jailed this week after he was found intoxicated with his pants down in a campus locker room, a GHSU spokeswoman said Friday. Two lab monkeys were found outside their cages, authorities said.

    According to a GHSU Police Bureau incident report, a co-worker discovered Coley Mitchell, 32, partially unclothed in a locker room in the Sanders Research and Education Building about 10:30 p.m. Monday.

    Campus police said Mitchell, a Lab Animal Services technician, was intoxicated and seated in a chair with his pants half-down.

    The spokeswoman said two monkeys were found outside their cages in the lab but were confined to the room.

    Mitchell was booked into the Richmond County jail Monday on charges of public intoxication.

    A spokeswoman said Mitchell was still employed by Georgia Health Sciences University on Friday.

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    Looks mighty pleased with himself, doesn't he? :c
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    going for the rare spanking the monkey hat trick :rs:
     
  3. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    Coley had a three way this weekend. Did you?
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    I had a no way, and so should he have :rs:
     
  5. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    I'm gonna go eat Chinese food now. Please make sure Cihzra hears about this.
    Szechuan vegetables with some bigazz shrimp. :asian: :wop:
     
  6. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Wasn't me.

    My pants would have been ALL the way on the ground.

    Looking like a fool with my pants on the ground.