Entertainment Eilas, I would like to order some pens

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  1. BobWeired

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    The first one is the AG,
    It will be 1/2 inch in diameter and 4.5 inches long. It should be turned out of horrible wood and smell of despair and the cum of a relative.

    The second will be the Nig.
    It should be toothpick thin and not work.

    This is not a joke, PM me and I will pay you.

    Thanks in advance.


    Any ideas on how to make these pens more real life will be considered for the next 24 hours.
     
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    BobWeired VIP Extreme Gold

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    So, what's it going to take to get these pens made?
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Thread didn't turn out quite like you thought, huh bub?
     
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    BobWeired VIP Extreme Gold

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    I haven't given up yet.
    I want these pens!!!
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    I'm not joking.
    Make it happen.
     
  8. eliasbboy

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    I already have a mockup for a pen display.

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    Very clever, but I want you to work with my specs and board suggestions.
     
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    Understood. :hat:

    I have just the material. It's a small branch taken from a much fatter tree that suffered a great fall due to hot air blowing.
     
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    I feel you are taking this lightly, I am serious.
    Let's make some pens!
     
  13. Mr Fantastic

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    The BenBas, only writes in purple and might infect your sister with Stage 4 cancer.
     
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    The WIAW, phallic shaped, extremely noisy, and never has the ink necessary to complete the job.
     
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    The Chirza, shaped like thick sliced bacon, doesn't work most of the time, but when it does you wish it would just shut the fuck up.
     
  16. BobWeired

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    I don't want this thread to be diluted @eilas we have work to do.
     
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    good grief :facepalm:
     
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    It's ok Gar, when you get out of University you can throw some money around and pay for your own gold.
     
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    Everyone congratulate ELIAS! Dawg just promoted him to admin!!!!!
     
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