The first one is the AG, It will be 1/2 inch in diameter and 4.5 inches long. It should be turned out of horrible wood and smell of despair and the cum of a relative. The second will be the Nig. It should be toothpick thin and not work. This is not a joke, PM me and I will pay you. Thanks in advance. Any ideas on how to make these pens more real life will be considered for the next 24 hours.