News El Chapo's dick problem. No, not Sean Penn

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  1. Shithead

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    On-the-run El Chapo found time to fix his penis problem
    By Yaron Steinbuch
    January 15, 2016 | 10:21pm


    Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman may be a hardened criminal — but he apparently harbored a soft spot that led him to seek treatment while on the lam.
    The diminutive drug lord underwent male-enhancement surgery at a Tijuana hospital, where he received a testicular implant to improve blood circulation in his manhood, Reforma newspaper reported.
    The procedure — which usually requires general anesthesia — could not have been performed in the mountains of Sinaloa, where he was hiding, Mexican journalist Carlos Loret told the site SinEmbargo.
    Authorities recovered injectable testosterone, anti-inflammatories and a prescription for sexual-performance drugs in the home where he was captured Jan. 8, according to the report.
     
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    Sean Penn is still a dick.
     
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    Dick surgery in tijuana, what could go wrong
     
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    MrWarmth 90% APPROVAL RATING Gold

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    "No shot! Dog bite!"
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    at least the man has his priorities in order.
     
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    when he's old and shits himself he will be known as El Crappo
     
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    If he didn't get this done he would have had to change his name to El Strappo.
     
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    His dick problem was he was thinking with it. All that fucker wanted to do is meet that Mexican actress and apparently have a well functioning dick when he did.

    And for all his efforts he got his ass caught.
     
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    I don't believe a word of it, Mexico is a macho culture, he made the federales look incompetent so they put a fake story to make it look like his dong is broken
     
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    Old el shorty didn't wanna work
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    all that money and power from being a ruthless druglord and the dude has a limp cock lol karma is a motherfucker...
     
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    I'd go over 12%
     
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    Ay caramba!!
     
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    that new and improved peen should come in handy in the mexican prison
     
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    They didn't call him shorty for nothing