News elf in christmas tree throwing pine cones

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  1. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    i click that next week
     
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    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    it has everything.. drama, tenses, a maniac, the whole 9 yards
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    He'll never get rich doing that...
     
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    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    world's slowest pruner
     
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    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    a thread title is three quarters of it's popularity I'm figuring
     
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    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    will he fall down?
    I don't know, maybe
    that would hurt..why is he up there?
    I don't know maybe drugs
    ohhh I see..this is quite the tenses
    yes it is
    this thread would be on fire with a better title and tag
    yes, yes it would..probably stickied
    yes I agree
     
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    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    just wait him out..what's the hurry?
    stores and traffic can't wait a day?
    it's almost closing time anyway..
    so what's the alternative?..taze?..bean bag?
    leave himup there til he's a skelton
     
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    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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  10. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    sarah-wtf.gif
     
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    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    will he fall?
    will he jump?
    will he sleep up there?
    this is blowin my mind up..
    this thread should be burning the house down..(dawg house) flying like a man on fire..
    mod..change thread title to "richard pryer burin down the house"
     
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    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    it's getting dark in seattle..
    crowds are building..
    this is bigger than brussels...almost
    will he take a walk on the wild side...will he swan dive..
    it's all up in the air so to speak..stay tuned..
    same bat time..
    same bat station.
     
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    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    and we have a nester folks..
    that's like "going to ground" but in a tree.
     
  15. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Not exactly Bilbo in Mirkwood
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    That faggot fucked up traffic all day.
     
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    #manintree hashtag burning down the internet
     
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    Those crazy college kids and their flag pole stunts
     
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    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    yep, in my day it was to save the redwoods..
    now not so much
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    A chain saw would fix that problem in about 60 seconds.
     
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