Elf Sitting: $50 an hour

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beth Stern, Dec 21, 2014.

  1. Beth Stern

    Beth Stern Well-Known Member

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    THHS related because Jimmy Kimmel is HS' bff.

     
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    Too. Early.
     
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    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    @mods, please merge this with the face sitting thread. Thanks.
     
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    BarberFloyd God Bless DuPont Chemicals Banned User

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    That skit dried up faster then Sarah Silverman's pussy around guys who can't help her career
     
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    You get paid 50 bucks an hour to sit on an elf? Where do I sign up?
     
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    ELF
    eels I'd like to fuck
     
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  7. Beth Stern

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    That's always what I imagined what Santa looked like!
     
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    icypussy clit finder Gold

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    I read that Saraha's boyfriend is Donald Sterling/Perez Hilton impersonator and more than likely responsible for some of the shitty writing on the show.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    401. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/26 **#5**
    This B+ list actress/reality star/comedienne has no idea that her B list mostly movie actor boyfriend has been cheating on her the past four days. She thinks he is on a ski trip with his kid(s). Sarah Silverman/Michael Sheen
     
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    Great shout out to Giraldo
     
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