Eli just made Brady, Peyton, and San Diego his bitch.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    God damn it.

    This is some more of that fucked up "End of Days" shit.
     
  2. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    yep
     
  3. Gas Face

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    I wonder what Philip Rivers is thinking right now?
     
  4. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    He's probably thinking "I'm going to go bang my hot wife in my mansion again. And tomorrow I'm going to take a tropical vacation. Glad I don't have to be back to work for a few more months. It'll give me time to spend a couple of million dollars. Oh yeah, who won the superbowl? Wasn't that today?"
     
  5. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    Not going to enjoy himself with all those damn kids he has.
     
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    He can afford to hire a couple of them there Mexican women to watch the kids while he goes off and has fun.
     
  7. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    He is a hard core Catholic that has to have family dinner 3 times a week, where he goes those rugrats go. Doubt his wife would be ok leaving a 3 month old with a messican.
     
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    Then he's having his fun in secret. Only a matter of time before he gets caught.
     
  9. BearShit

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    [​IMG]

    I would, he could do better
     
  10. Scott

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    Those religious family guys are always the ones that get caught in the back of a van in a rest stop with a phone charger wrapped around his nuts and a 16 year old ladyboy shitting on his chest.

    You just wait.
     
  11. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    He looks like he loves to eat the puss with a bloody tampon hanging out.

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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    That's exactly what I thought when I saw that picture.
     
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    i wanna rip out someone's eyes and throw them at someone who's afraid of eye's being thrown at them
     
  14. BearShit

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    And then what? It will still make the Patriots losers.
     
  15. DarkFriday

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    Meh.

    The post season is overrated. :coffee: