Eli will win 5 superbowls in his career

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  1. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    To cement his name as the greatest QB ever!

    The D is young. This elite WR corp is young. Skins, E-gals, Cowfags are all in decline, got a solid 6-8 years to win 3 more Superbowls.


    He will win. Because he is Elite Eli.


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  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I got me enough 3 ft. hero to last me the week. :cool:
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I fear this might push poor Darthnilus over the edge.
     
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    Retard
     
  5. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    The New York Rangers knocked the shit out of the Flyers, whom are from the biggest city of degenerates, Philly.

    And the Giants ruin yet another Masshole Superbowl.

    It's called #winning, some of you losers should look into it.
     
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    Good for him :shit:
     
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    i found lint on my penis
     
  8. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    If your pee-pee hole is as big as your belly button you might have a problem.
     
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    DarkFriday Judas Gold

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    Payton is still a better QB :coffee:
     
  10. Bro

    Bro make TODAY lovely VIP Gold

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    His huge helmet makes him look funny.
     
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    like spanky in little rascals
     
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    DarkFriday Judas Gold

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    Have any of the Giants been arrested for post game domestic violence or DUI yet? :coffee:
     
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    thats an LT record will never be broken.
     
  14. Billy Brown

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    how glad is he that he told San Diego to go fuck themselves in the draft :jj:

    I'm still trying to wrap my head around him having 2 rings, and Peyton only one
     
  16. banksy

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    Eli = 1/2 Peyton :up: + 1/2 Cooper :duhme: