Elias and the Mods are going to the fair with me

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 25, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm gonna make Nantrax buy me a corn dog and then I will ride the ferris wheel with Naz and when we stop at the top I will jerk him off to completion.
     
  2. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    wha
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Go fuck Lucy Pinder HALLLLLLLLLL
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    he didnt fuck her dude
     
  5. jackie the jerk

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    Strange, I woulda picked Hockeygal to go on the ferris wheel :coffee:
     
  6. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    hockeygal hates Tuesday
     
  7. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    I wanna go on the Roundup and see if I can puke on the kid on the other side.
     
  8. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member

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    I wonder what other days of the week she hates?
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Hockeygrl wouldn't fuck me but I'm pretty sure I could get Naz
     
  10. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    watch out for the zipper
     
  11. jackie the jerk

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    Thankfully my cocks name isn't Tuesday.
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    Eat some fried girl scout cookies while you're there.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That sounds excessive I just want a fuckin corn dog
     
  14. MatthewT

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    and deep fried butter, and deep fried kool-aid, and deep fried ice cream, and deep fried Snicker's bars, and deep fried Oreo's....
     
  15. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Watch what you say. I'm in a photoshoppin' mood.
     
  16. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    fucking corn dogs and jerking off Naz doesn't seem like a good time
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You just don't know what it is to have FUN


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  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I'd punch you in your fat face if I could! :mad:
     
  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I also hope your toupee comes off on the rollercoaster.
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'd put on my mean face and you'd be too intimidated


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