Elisa Jordana REJECTED by Tommy Mottola!

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  1. Box of Rox

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    YESSS:dancin:She auditoned for him on this morning's show and received an unenthusiastic review - cried and blamed Benjy for not defending her

    I wonder if she'll dump Benjy now?


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    For those of us who haven't read the summary, plz fill us in so we can laugh as well :D
     
  4. TelegramSam

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    Is that a recent picture? Benji has already let himself go again.
     
  5. Rodney21a

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    She Auditions

    She plays a piano song and is out of key, not much, but "pitchy"

    tommy tells her that her song was bad and her voice was week

    She begs begs and whines says she is like Lucy and Benjy is like ricky

    "ricky" filibusterer and lobbies to play a few seconds from one of her produces songs

    Tommy listens

    says she could be a "produced" pro tools dance singer because anybody can

    she whines about a comedy act

    he ask what are you a comedy act or a singer...

    sys "stick with the comedy act"

    Wants to do the Act

    gets rushed out of the room

    they spent maybe 20 minutes on this abortion

    she goes out side and cries and blames Benjy...
     
  6. StRyDeRxX

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    Tommy Mottola was in to promote a new book and Benji dragged Elisa in to be judged on her musical talent... the results were not good! :giggle:
     
  7. NotMyBro

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    First of all, THANK YOU for the rundown. + reps incoming.

    HAHAHAHAH... that is fucking epic! I think I will download today's show so I can hear this burn.

    TOMMY, WE SPEAK YOUR NAME!
     
  8. Beer Chugger

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    This is a good day. Fucking cunt.
     
  9. srricks

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    I think Howie saw this coming and that is why he allowed Elisa to come in and perform... Hell, he should've let Sour Shoes perform for Tommy, that I'd like to have seen...
     
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    Someone should have played ZooZaZoo for Tommy.
     
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    It was awesome. Tommy cut straight to the point... as a pure singer and piano player you fail!!! As an auto-tuned pop singer... meh, maybe we can do something with you. :jj: Her entire life just imploded right before her sad little eyes! :giggle:
     
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    she is still Prime USDA GRADE A PIECE OF ASS

    but she is on the long side of twenty... Hope she starts hooking..
     
  13. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Gee, I hope Benjy and Eliza didn't sign a long term lease on their place.
     
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    Man-head
     
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    an end of a era for Benjy
     
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    Twenty? She's in her thirties my friend.
     
  17. Quite Frankly

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    It looks like she's doing volunteer work, spending 20 minutes with an overgrown retarded and/or Make-a-Wish kid
     
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    Howard did pick up the phone on Sour Shoes at the end of the interview (posing as Mariah Carey) he started singing to Tommy "I cant Live if Living is without you"- even goofing around he was better than Elisa.
     
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    She gets her schtick coma from Benjy. She should run away from him.
     
  20. MobyDick

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    Sour Shoes has more talent than any of these fuckers, it's just too bad he's mentally 9 years old and can't get anything going in his life.