Elisa Jordana Silver Nickels

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ryan Lever, Feb 19, 2013.

  1. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like shit but I give her props for trying.

    [video=youtube;yY9NcY1pI_0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY9NcY1pI_0[/video]
     
  2. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Two Jews singing about loose change, kind of anti semitic , dont ya think?
     
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    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Poor Elisa is trying everything she can now. That thumbs-down from Tommy Mottola was the death knell for her career. There's nothing more for her to gain by hanging on to Benjy, but without him, she quickly disappears into the masses. She might as well start a new career after that, maybe go to law school or become a real estate agent.
     
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    No, her complete lack of talent coupled with a batshit-craziness that is completely annoying rather than interesting were the death knells for her "career".

    Tommy just stated and brought out the obvious.

    Yeah, I'm sure she's got the brains and tenacity to complete any kind of education or training. :rolleyes:

    She can be nothing but a weekday afternoon shift-stripper or third-tier porn star.

    Either way, she will be relying on providing a man/men with sex for money for as long as that allegedly herpes-riddled cooze will allow.
     
  5. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Almost as bad as "Online Sweetheart." Almost.
     
  6. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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  7. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    :lmao::lmao:

    This shit sounds like the garbage from The Black Eyed Peas, except it almost makes them actually sound listenable. It's overproduced autotuned shit.
     
  8. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    I didn't listen to it, but ironically that's exactly what Mottola said was her only chance at doing anything.

    which is simply saying: bitch, you can't sing!

    it takes a real deep 5150 type of mental illness to try to continue to foist yourself on a public that clearly wants nothing to do with you. that Mottola "audition" wasn't a hint; it was a Times Square JumboTron message!

    and again, even if she got close to the fame she desired she'd completely fuck it up. see: her stint with Cobra Starship, her attitude before she "sang" a note for Mottola, her general idiocy and self-destructive nature, etc.

    if you're a 4th-rate Courtney Love what's that make you? an 8th-rate human being?

    :facepalm:
     
  9. Time Bandit

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    she's a star fucking no talent whore...there...someone had to say it.
    But benji isn't really a star though
     
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    Pure trash.
     
  11. dgray610

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    I wish I could go back in time and find the guy who created AutoTune and kill him as a child before he had a chance to ruin music.
     
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    dgray610 Well-Known Member

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    And now we go to some local canines for their assessment

    [video=youtube;M1kUy1PEhIU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1kUy1PEhIU[/video]:
     
  13. potroast

    potroast Well-Known Member

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    I could only take eight seconds of that crap.

    Hey Lever, do you have the Jewel version?
     
  14. Brokenbad

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    Listening to that shit without ear protection will get OSHA on your ass.
     
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    Excrement.
     
  16. dude

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    If I had a knife I would stab myself in the face. Horrible.
     
  17. Rodney21a

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    You know how the army Blast Heavy Metal music over hyper big high tech speakers...

    This shit would be lethal if they used it..

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  18. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I hope she got permission to record that. Howard surely has that gem copywritten. I smell another lawsuit.
     
  19. Nurse Remulak

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    Here's the psychology behind this;

    1) Jewel did it but I can do it better..
    2) Benjy isn't my ticket to fame, so I need to get Howard on my side by recording his song..
    3) If I record Howard's song I will possibly get more airtime to promote myself..

    Pretty transparent if you ask me.
     
  20. itpdude

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    She should do a song called usury.