Elisa Jordana takes a pregnancy test...

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    everyone give thanks to god and sacrifice some virgins! we are spared the demon Benjy-spawn again!
     
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    her dad must be so proud.
     
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    i wish benjy would impregnate her.
    *it would give the show something new to talk about

    *beth would seethe with jealousy

    *beth would force HS into the whole fertility treatment rigamarole which would make him more miserable which might make the show better.

    *benjy might step up the job performance since he needs more $ to support the baby
     
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    better yet: Benjy's dad must be so proud that his boy failed at this too
     
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    She needs to get a job
     
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    Those two are fucking genius. Everything they do is a jab at howie and Beth.
     
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    I ate my brother.
     
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    Can you just imagine all 300+ pounds of sweaty blotchy Benjy grunting like a wounded wild boar into Elisa's bean cooze? Ewwwwww...

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    LOL, "bean cooze"

    Never heard that one before. I'll have to remember that one.
     
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    Look at me
    Look at me
    Look at me!
     
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    [video=youtube;G7aQz0ccQvM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7aQz0ccQvM[/video]
     
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    Gawd.. there are so many.. ;)

    Beef hound.. Wizards sleeve.. Ripped-out fireplace.. Furry lobster.. Eye of Modor.. Clunge.. Ponderosa.. Spam puddle.. Fat rabbit..

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    agree!
     
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    Oh....ha ha ha....Watch out, Tina Fey.
     
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    She doesn't want a job, she wants Bengy!!!!

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