Elisa messed up any chance she had today by aligning herself with Benjy

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  1. Yomama

    Yomama Well-Known Member

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    I was livid listening to her this morning -
    What in the world was she thinking ? This was her big moment and she should have been calm, and presented herself in the most humble and sweet way to Motola.

    Nobody wants to hear her craziness about Benjy and their schtick - that was a major turnoff to Motola - you could tell he had douche chills while she was going on about her having the most unusual and original act....

    She did not sell herself AT ALL.

    That Benjy better marry this girl and take care of her for life because she blew any chance she had to have a music or writing career by listening to Benjy. I don't know how she could be this dumb.
     
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    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    What may have blown it for her was a complete lack of any discernible talent whatsoever.
     
  4. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    She has no one to blame for today but herself. Most up and coming performers would have given their first born child to be given the opportunity Elisa was given today (and Benjy was a vehicle in her getting that opportunity). I will assume that a big reason she is with Benjy is his access (or presumed access to the entertainment business). She acted like a spoiled arrogant brat today. Her unprofessional behavior is why she will never make it- not because of benjy.
     
  5. Yomama

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    True - she is to blame - but she did not spend her one chance properly promoting herself !!!!
    She came across as arrogant, spoiled and really out of touch. She spent her time promoting her retarded ACT with Benjy.
    I'm sorry, but that's ALL Benjy. He's the one that put her up to that. She looks to him for guidance and he gave her really BAD ADVICE.

    She was doing Benjy schtick - and it blew up in her face.

    Benjy is an idiot - and will be up shit's creek when Howard retires. He may get a writer's job initially, but I guarantee you he will get fired soon thereafter and he will have trouble making ends meet as a comedy writer. He isn't very talented and has really POOR Judgement
     
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    she didnt mess up any chance she had by aligning with benjy, she created the only chance she had by aligning with benjy
     
  7. Beer Chugger

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    When you don't have talent, you try with schtick.
     
  8. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I agree 100%. Benjy is only trying to help her (yes I agree Yomama, it may not be smart, sound advice) but he is doing it out of dare I say "Love" and wanting her to succeed! Let's be real Elisa is in this relationship to benefit herself. I would put down money that they will break up relatively soon. People who use others, for their own benefit or gain, normally end up getting what coming to them eventually. Maybe today was Elisa's day??? God I sound like a bitter bitch haha!
     
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    Hey, the Jesus twins rejected Epic Records and they seemed to do okay.
     
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    Oh! And then there's that.

    Nail...meet head.
     
  11. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Well at least one twin did ok. The other not so much (RIP).
     
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    Hi Elisa. How ya feelin', sweetie? :hw:

    :spit:
     
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    Don't worry. She is a member of the tribe = work/gold forever.
     
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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    Since all hebs are users: can anyone have relationships?
     
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    what's a "hebs"?

    is that like "herbs" but poorly spelled?

    or is it like set theory? like all users are white, hebs are white, thus all hebs are users?
     
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    Bingo.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Even if the singing had been good (it wasn't) the annoying interrupting and pushiness she displayed would turn off any record exec. The "I'm a great songwriter" thing was jaw-droppingly delusional. It's an annoying voice, but doing a cover song would have been a better idea.
     
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    She messed up her chances because she is a talentless whore who sleeps with Benji for plugs. If it wasn't for benji, she would probably be blowing guys in the back seat of their cars for drug money.
     
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