**Elisa mockery thread "WORKING ALL DAY" ** SUN-Mar-22 7:00 EDT

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  1. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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  3. SlowAdam

    SlowAdam misunderstood/forgotten wackpacker

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    careful, if you get on the show, you now "work for the show" and are "hired" - but good news, once it gets picked up by a network you will get paid

    elisa: "casey how much did we make today?"
    casey: "56 cents"

    lever is all-in, this is his big break. goodbye upper ontario, hello NYC
     
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  4. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I seriously need to fix this chicks makeup. She looks like shit. And she's staring at herself and keeps adjusting. I actually like this chick cuz she burns the moooose a lot. But she's a flipping mess.
    Holy shit the mouth and that bad eyeliner.

    Elisa you need a serious update. Use a male MUA that does cross dressing. I'm not trying to be a bitch here but you got masculine hairy features that need to be addressed. And you need to practice in front of a mirror. Confidence young lady. You have talent and you are a nice looking girl. Oh I hate your hair. Get a coiff
    Sorry.

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  5. Vinegarette

    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    Here's a closeup for your inspection. Some would say not bad for a woman pushing 40 (37).

    What do you see wrong with the makeup?

    She uses her boobs to distract the men from the shine and overused multi-tone eye shadows.

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  6. John Coktoaston

    John Coktoaston Well-Known Member

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    I think I see a nipple
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Areola.

     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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  9. Vinegarette

    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    See, the men are already just noticing the boobs only ... you can't go through life stupid, ya morons. :lol:
     
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  10. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    No foundation and bad skin
    Horrible ungroomed eyebrows
    No corrections
    Bad bad bad eyeliner..
    Eye-shadow needs help don't like the unblended look
    Lips are over drawn
    Needs its hairline threaded

    But I'm talking camera ready here also. High definition powder looks like shit in pictures.
    Her look is too harsh for such strong features.
    I think her make up looks overdone , unprofessional and generally like shit.
    Seriously...a male mua could totally help her.
    She needs to use Murad.

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  11. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Will it be more Benji vortex or will she do something interesting like shove a badmitton racket up her ass and serve a few across the room...
     
  12. MiamiLoco2

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    Guys stop writing negative things about her!! We all know somehow all these posts go into her inbox, lol
     
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  13. Vinegarette

    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    I've forwarded the entire contents of the Dawgshed forums into her personal "email" account.

    I'm sure she has a large team of highly unpaid professionals sorting through it all right now, just in time for tonight's episode.
     
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  14. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I do like her. Its just my shitty personality shining through.
    She just needs a little polishing. Actually she needs to learn stippling technique.

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    What do you suggest for her mania and disordered out of touch with reality magical thinking? Frontal lobotomy maybe? :c

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    I'm sure there will be more Benjy vortex after he said she invited him to stay overnight with her after his fake crying spell from the other day.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I am surprised that @monsoon has not complained about the fuchsia lipstick or fluorescent clothing.
     
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    ShutupMoron Unknown Member VIP

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    Me too.

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  19. Buster Himan

    Buster Himan Well-Known Member

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    For those who watch, all I ask is that you let us know if Benjy is on. I'm bailing on all show minutes with her and her cadre of faux interesting people.
     
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    She was "Juliet Shores" for a while, but went by the name "Gia Go" only for about two weeks :bully:
     
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