Elliot Offen Plea To A Judge

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  1. Lever

    Lever New Member Banned User

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  2. Lou Skunt

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    Gangsta talk for CRAZY!!!!!! RIGHT!!!!!?????
     
  3. Lever

    Lever New Member Banned User

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    Thanks to Joey boots Over at SFN Elliots biggest fan.
     
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    robin looks like the last (you know what) elliot took :)
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    No way this is really and that is GANGSTA TALK YOu CUNT FACES riiiiiight??!
     
  8. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Elliot is a genuine danger, thats what makes him great entertainment value. There was a few times where Gary looked like he was going to shit himself having to deal with him face to face. He punches holes in walls and makes violent threats and gets banned in the early Sirius era, and Gilbert spits on a few cupcakes and on the wall and they've yet to have him back in.....how the tides have changed.
     
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    Elliot treads between the real and the insane. Howard pretends to be a friend of the insane but he isn't. Elligant is the real deal. PLUS you can't get better than him calling Robin a CuntFace. That is the BEST moment EVAhhhhhh.....!:jj:
     
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    I actually met him at the Funny Store in NYC when he was promoting his video with Violet, Violet Malliver. He was actually calm and shook hands and talked a few minutes. Too bad my cuntface wife threw it out when we moved.
     
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    Puleez get Elliot back on the show! Howard doesn't give a shit about Sirius anymore. Let Elliot punch out some walls.
     
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    He's banned from the building.
     
  13. Senator Rick

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    Recapped in what I believe was his last appearance:



     
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    I'm usually a big fan of crazy but he bugs me out. Good riddance!

    I didn't read that entire document, but I did happen to catch his sign off, where he wrote "thanks a millon your honor". :)
     
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    Mike in Houston I got more balls than the daily lottery. VIP

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    You know what robin? We're sick of you and your cuntface!
     
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    what a loon
     
  18. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    He clearly crosses the threshold of "a danger to himself, to others or other people's property." He's volatile and explosive. He's exactly the type of person who would either become the victim of a serious assault (that he provoked) or an attack on an innocent bystander at whom he misunderstood a reaction or comment.

    He's fuckin' scary.
     
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    In the behavioral health field, those are known as "episodes."

    Elliot's moments of clarity and lucidity are the commercials (filler) between those episodes.

    One wrong thing is all it takes...
     
  20. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    I never understood all of the hero worship of this fuck. Yeah, the lines burying the Gunt are funny, but other than that he's always been in Debbie the Pet Lady territory to me - instant channel changing material.