Elmo says smoke some crystal meth, take poppers and fuck while the chauffer jacks off

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  1. SleepingWarrior

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    http://tv.yahoo.com/news/elmo-puppeteer-kevin-clash-accused-crystal-meth-sex-203506116.html


    By Tim Kenneally
    LOS ANGELES (TheWrap.com) - Kevin Clash has found more on the hands that he once used to manipulate beloved Muppet Elmo.
    Former "Sesame Street" puppeteer Clash, who stepped down last year amid allegations that he'd had sex with underage males, now has a fourth lawsuit against him. And this time he's accused of holding a "crystal meth sex party" with the plaintiff.
    In the new suit, filed in U.S. District Court in Pennsylvania on Monday, Sheldon Stevens claims that he met Clash in 2004 at "a social networking event for models and actors."
    According to the suit, Clash later "lured: Stevens from Pennsylvania to New York "for sexual encounters," which the pair began engaging in when Stephens was 16.
    During one such encounter, the suit claims, a male chauffeur drove the pair to the chauffeur's apartment, where "they had a crystal meth sex party."
    "While in the apartment, Clash smoked crystal meth while engaging in sexual activity with Sheldon. Clash also gave Sheldon 'poppers' as a sexual aide," the lawsuit reads. "While Clash had sexual contact with Sheldon, the chauffeur watched and masturbated."
     
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    Yeah....when this first broke the PC liberal loons said that this was a homophobic witch hunt. That he was losing his job and outed as gay and it was homophia run rampant. Now? This guy is taking the Ted Haggard route. Fagging it up on crystal meth while leaving a family values life. Pretty fucking hilarious.
     
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    "The chauffeur?" I hope it was Ronnie...
     
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    Lemme shove my fist up your ass and show you what it's like to be Elmo.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I don't know what "Queer" means in politically correct terms, but I have a feeling this is it.

    Shame on you for not accepting his lifestyle. You are terrible people for judging him.
     
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    Queer's almost the same thing as gay, except there's more meth, puppets, and masturbating limo drivers.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Who has to clean up the disgusting mess of Muppet gravy?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    The driver will not handle my bags until he washes his hands and gives me a reach-around.

    Fuckin' homos and their parties.
     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...isint this the second time the same guy sued him? any statue of limitations on a crime in 2004 has gotta be up by now no?
     
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    When I saw the documentary about him a long time ago I knew he was a pervert.
    How could he think he could live this double life and never get found out?
     
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    And how much money do these plaintiffs think a dude who had his hand up the ass of a muppet actually made?

    He's practically judgment-proof at this point, isn't he?
     
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    Regardless ya gotta get a chuckle out of the alleged actions on creativity alone if its just a scam lawsuit. The addition of a third party is actually what has me believing this one a bit more. Always could be people seeing green in the water but eventually ya gotta start seeing a possible pattern. Dismissing this shit in the Catholic Church and at Penn State were rightfully called heinously wrong so we should be a bit more vigilant and inquisitive when these allegations are happening in numbers against one individual should we not? Only seems prudent. :dontknow:
     
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    Oh and I'm really really stoned right now so apologies in advance if I read that wrong. :hat:
     
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    now this is a party
     
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    ...nothing recent or within limitations has been filed yet, looks like he skated.
     
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    These kids aren't going to orient themselves.
     
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    High Pitch Mikes hero
     
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    shocking who would have ever thought that Elmo could be creepy???

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    Never mind