Emergency!!!!!!! I'm not an attention whore!!!!!

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  1. isabella

    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    We were sitting in our great room, all of a sudden we heard very loud popping noises( no not firecrackers although it sounded like firecrackers) and all of a sudden the tiles on our floors started buckling and cracking apart. Very scary....anyone know what that could be???? Poltergeists? We called 911 who said they didn't see cracks in the foundation or a sinkhole.
    This sucks and I'm really upset. We're at my mother's place now but I want to go home!!!!!
    Waaaaaaaah!!!!!!
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    did you recently remodel? people who remodel cut beams leading to early settling which usually takes years and years.


    or you could be haunted or slowly sinking into a dark hole that will envelop you like a piggy in a blanket. good luck sweets.
     
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    Sounds like you have a spook problem.

    :brotha::brotha:
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Sorry, I can't resist!

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    U called 911 :jj:
     
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    How much wine have you imbibed?
     
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    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    You are just a narcissistic cunt. Die you fucking bitch!!!!!
     
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    Post a photo of the titties and the vag and i will make it stop.
     
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    Sounds like your house is about to collapse.
     
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    are you near SFO?
    on a fault line?
    in the vicinity of lightening strikes
    in a house built on top of an old native american graveyard?
     
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    Probally not poltergeists.
     
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    stealing that :lol:
     
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    Are you drunk you stupid cunt :dontknow:

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    Awesome! My cat sleeps like that on the back of the couch!
     
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    ...just because the foundation isnt cracked doesnt mean theres no sink hole. tiles shouldnt pop and crack like that. theyre not made in china are they cause if they are all bets are off.
     
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