Emergency Room For Giving A Blow Job

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  1. skp2978

    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    A good friend of mine went to the emergency room for giving her husband a blow job this week.

    Her text to me:

    "I tried to give John a Buick which is both balls and the penis and misaligned my jaw. Now I'm going to have to have my wisdom teeth pulled cause it's causing too much pressure."


    I learned what a Buick is this week...
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    did you steal this thread idea from reddit?
     
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    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Nope, she texted me from the ER after I was sleeping. She left me hanging without details after I woke up and said I needed to know everything.
     
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    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Did you text your ex-fiancée when you heard the news? :coffee:
     
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    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    I have no idea what that means.
     
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    She has TMJ of the jaw, whatever that means.
     
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    Now this I Like
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Maybe it's me Skip, but when I read the thread title, I figured you'd bit your significant other with those chipmunk teeth, not that I wouldn't gladly accept a knobber from you...
     
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    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, with me, it would be HIM in the ER. My friend ended up in the ER herself for giving a Blowie.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Well, ya gotta give her credit for trying too hard, taking in everything like that.
     
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    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    She has a very big mouth...I've seen her put her own fist in it many times.
     
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    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    You used to have this tick on SFN where you had to mention your ex-fiancée about once in ten posts. Maybe you're over it now.
     
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    I've gotten a few in the ER


    :coffee:
     
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    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Big deal. @Kanye West has put his fist in dozens of broads' mouths.
     
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    Maybe you got that confused with my tick about my boyfriend (at the time). I know I did mention that a lot. The ex-fiance wasn't one I ever talked about that often.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Tell us more.
     
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    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    :jj: Okay. And Chriza doesn't post food pics that often.