A good friend of mine went to the emergency room for giving her husband a blow job this week. Her text to me: "I tried to give John a Buick which is both balls and the penis and misaligned my jaw. Now I'm going to have to have my wisdom teeth pulled cause it's causing too much pressure." I learned what a Buick is this week...
Nope, she texted me from the ER after I was sleeping. She left me hanging without details after I woke up and said I needed to know everything.
Maybe it's me Skip, but when I read the thread title, I figured you'd bit your significant other with those chipmunk teeth, not that I wouldn't gladly accept a knobber from you...
You used to have this tick on SFN where you had to mention your ex-fiancée about once in ten posts. Maybe you're over it now.
Maybe you got that confused with my tick about my boyfriend (at the time). I know I did mention that a lot. The ex-fiance wasn't one I ever talked about that often.