Emily has joined the Israeli army to fight the Palestinians

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    I hope she joins the Egyptians streaming into Gaza to protest the Israeli airstrikes.

    Gaza being twice the size of Washington DC, it seems like a smart thing to do :umelt:
     
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    Genius
     
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    baby killers
     
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    What are they gonna do, break the Geneva Convention and play her album through some focused audio system?

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    ga-za-zoo?
     
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    I saw this pic on reddit.. it's israeli version of brain dead Beth:

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    She gonna kill more palestinians with her singing than israel with their air strikes :oy2:
     
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    Lady Gaza
     
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    It seems the only people Israel attacks are ones who can't fight back. I can't wait to see what happens when they have to defend themselves against someone like Egypt or Iran. Even Lebanon kicked their ass. :jj:
     
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    Reps Bitch !!!! HAHAHHAHHA
     
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    Emily has her father's overly long neck in that photo
     
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    You live in a fantasy world.

    When did Lebanon kick Israels ass?
     
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    Zoo za Zoo,

    Jew go boom.
     
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    Your image is somewhat incorrect.
    The more correct image would have Emily sitting there with someone else in uniform..just possibly...A man. ;)
     
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    You think Emily would be in this crowd:

    [video=youtube;hZP1Pe3J2Dc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZP1Pe3J2Dc[/video]
     
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    um no....the only reason the lebanese war ended as it did is because we communicated to the israelis that they must get their troops out and have a cease fire. btw, israel is quite adept at defending itself. inspite of the bullshit you hear about civilian casualties in gaza, israel communicates where it's going to strike.... when you have bomb making factories in civilian areas shit happens. tell the leadership of hamas to make their bombs in the desert.
    if iran or egypt make pre-emptive strike (like what happened in the prior wars and subsequent to those wars the constant lobbing of rockets into it's cities by hamas)i have the utmost confidence israel will do what it has to do to defend itself.

    i'm sure your heart goes out to all who suffer.
     
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    :lol: Ok, this might be the funniest fuckin thing ive read in a very long time! Made me laugh my ass off! KUDOS!