Emily is writing a children's book

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  1. Johnny B

    Johnny B Active Member

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    It's going to be called "My Song".

    Don't ask me how I know.

    It's a secret.
     
  2. Johnny B

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    I could post a link as proof but I'm not going to because it has someone's address and phone number on it.. :coffee:
     
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    I will take your word on it. Is she going to illustrate it too ? :pray:
     
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    I'll only care if its on Amazon with a comment section.
     
  5. Johnny B

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    Not many details on it, but she makes shitty paintings for everything else (shitty blog, shitty album) so why not her "book" too?
     
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    I think it's going to be like the album, mostly a digital file (eBook in this case), and you can order a "hard copy" if you want from her site..
     
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    :yes:
     
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    Who shoots the author photo?
     
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    She could ask her dad to supply some photos instead. Imagine, every time the kids turn a page, they can see another picture of a partially clothed Beth!
     
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    It's a little bit funny :lol:
     
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    Pussy.


    heres she is in a cone bra and panties. Ive heard the audio, but never seen the video.

    [video=youtube;kOVo3cStyaI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOVo3cStyaI#![/video]
     
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    It seems like any dope can write a kid's book, these days.

    When will Howard write one?
     
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    Here's an exclusive peek into the poem on page 1. Have a good read kids. ;)


    After my visit to the Land Of The Dead
    I have seen the beauty of dying
    This life in Earth isn't worth of living
    compared to the joys of Purgatory

    I can see the fear in your eyes
    There is nothing to be afraid
    One pain brings you plenty of pleasures
    It is a cheap price for living eternal

    Come with me, join to the Other Side
    Come with me, join us in Nothingness
    Come with me, to the Next Level of Life
    Come with me, to the Shadow World

    And behold joy and gladness,
    slaying oxen, and killing sheep,
    eating flesh, and drinking wine:
    let us eat and drink;
    for tomorrow we shall die

    Come with me, join to the Other Side
    Come with me, join us in Nothingness

    He comes with the clouds,
    and every eye shall see The Beast,
    they also who denied Him.
    And all the tribes of the earth
    shall bewail them because of The Lord

    Amen.
     
  14. Johnny B

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    Here's the book information with the address, phone number and email address redacted..

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    Will there be any dog advice in it?
     
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    How did you find this out?

    Lol what a stalker you are.
     
  17. Johnny B

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    Freedom of information. :c
     
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    Zoo Za Zooooooo
     
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    so thats why you withhold and redact?
     
  20. Johnny B

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    I don't want to post her address, personal email address and cell phone number (it's not her home phone, I know, I checked) because it would be creepy.