Emily Stern is a Liquid Drano Wannabe Bullwinkle

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by jersery, Mar 9, 2014.

  1. jersery

    jersery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I've read the enclosed bullshit poetry by Emily Stern four times and still have no clue what she is saying. Must be nice to be rich with no worries. Video below her BS poetry expresses my confusion on the shit she is trying to sell. #savegarypuppet


    Drum By Emily Stern.

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    Heartbeat is hardly accompaniment
    I would kick her out of the band really unless she could be raised and glorified.
    Open the drums, thank God for the upstroke- the release before
    When we hear the vibration and lift the sticks
    and hammer even the fine veil of this precious world.
    Remember when I drummed?
    I did not drum.
    I may tap a finger in not intervals, until they are a melody
    of the horse’s neigh on High,
    Drumming only of porcupines.
    Flutes and harpstrings are drums.
    Drumming on her joke
    That if you hear her is not.
    If you listen,
    This silence is the rhythm between centuries
    And she is waiting to tap a sensual rhythm inside you.
    I save my drumming for harp strings.
    So when things start giving birth the miraculous wellness what happens is this:
    The breath of the Moment. Inescapable and exquisite pleas
    She may say something

    [video=youtube;x2Ew6dhSQlI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Ew6dhSQlI[/video]
     
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  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I'm actually dumber for having read that.
     
  3. Daemon

    Daemon Asshole

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    [​IMG]

    Reminds me of:
    [video=youtube;TpCeZlIVFJo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpCeZlIVFJo[/video]
     
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    greyt Well-Known Member

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    will Tom Hanks comment on this?
     
  5. greyt

    greyt Well-Known Member

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    it reminds me of this. when me and my friends were sixteen this came on the local college radio station when we were stoned and we laughed for hours about how silly it seemed. we referenced it for years.

    [video=youtube;ZYV9_zSs-DU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYV9_zSs-DU[/video]
     
  6. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    I hate poetry, especially bad poetry. Emily's is horrendous.
     
  7. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Emily lives in her own world.
     
  8. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    She looks like her pussy stinks.
     
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    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Horses high on neigh. :jj: Wow she actually wrote something worthwhile.
    :whythelongface?:

    PS: Can anyone explain why Jack Black is "famous", besides being a jew.
     
  10. peterfonda

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    Same reason why Kim Kardashian is famous for being a Gentile.
     
  11. Pigsaw

    Pigsaw Well-Known Member

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    Was she the one that overdosed on ecstasy? Sure seems like she OD'ed on something. :za:
     
  12. tHISisKiSSeL

    tHISisKiSSeL ♡❂❁❀♡ Gold

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    I think her poems are written like this:

    [video=youtube;tyetbvrQjOs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyetbvrQjOs[/video]
     
  13. Murphy

    Murphy mglw'nafh fhthagn-ngah VIP

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    My god, she is dreadful

    Must be nice to be a trust fund baby.
     
  14. KjCarson

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    You Neanderthals just don't understand her intellectual, existential poetry.

    It's a whole thing. :c



    :shit:
     
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    i love reading, i love art, i love intelligent (?) discussion but I HAVE NEVER DEVELOPED A DESIRE TO READ OR CREATE POETRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it makes no sense to me and it's utterly boring to read.

    emily's poetry is as awful as anyone else's. i'm trying to figure out where that clothesline in the desert pic is from. is she in israel or the western US? whatever and wherever she is you can be sure there is nothing productive happening in her world.
     
  16. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    I need a shower to wash that shit off.................
     
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    the worse things for kids is when mommy and daddy are divorced millionaires...Both spouses end up buying their kid$ affection...and unfortunately, the kid ends up being a spoiled brat...