Emily Stern on twitter: "I sold my chametz via @Chabad"

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    Chametz???
    I am not a member of the tribe, so i dont know what that is.

    Could chametz possibly be hebrew for "Virginity" ? :dontknow:
     
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    It's secret Heeb speak . . . :secret:


    "Chametz, also Chometz, Ḥametz and other spellings transliterated from Hebrew: חָמֵץ / חמץ (IPA: [χaˈmets]), are leavened foods that are forbidden on the Jewish holiday of Passover. According to Jewish law, Jews may not own, eat or benefit from chametz during Passover. This law appears several times in the Torah; the punishment for eating chametz on Passover is the divine punishment of kareth ("spiritual excision"), one of the severest levels of punishment in Judaism. Chametz is a product that is both made from one of five types of grain, and has been combined with water and left to stand raw for longer than eighteen minutes."
     
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    so weird you would try to keep the Law without a Temple :wtf:
     
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    Why did she sell it? I usually just give my old food away.

    Cheap fuck.
     
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    She learned from the Master. Her father of course . . . :coffee:
     
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    This is very solemn week for Jews in Emily's case it means that Beth Ostrosky can't be within one mile of Emily Stern's residence. She is "Trafe" and not Kosher for Pesach.
     
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    Have I got this right? She's got some old bread that that Jews aren't allowed to eat during passover... so she sells it. Over the internet? lol, who would buy it?!? So weird.
     
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    Just like any other week for Beth. Not associating with Howard's daughters of course . . . :coffee:
     
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    Fat Jews buy it of course. They be hungry . . . :coffee:
     
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    the what via what????

    super-jеw in da house!
     
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    Clit foreskin. Black market nazis use them to make a hearty stew. Sure, it's disgusting doing business with nazis, but they pay top dollar.

    You'd be a fool to passover that deal!
     
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    Would you buy stale bread from this?

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    I'd rather eat Government Cheese than touch anything she's touched . . . :D
     
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    Why announce this on Twitter? Emily may be taking a cue from dad and getting a plug in for this Chabad website.
     
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    I smell endorsement deal . . .
     
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    [video=youtube;kOVo3cStyaI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOVo3cStyaI[/video]
     
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    I always thought it was fancy clothe that covered their horns. I guess I was wrong.
     
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    Chabad is Shuli's Twitter name.