Emily Stern writing for Jewish Journal: Water Retention

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  1. NotMyBro

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    Bored rich cunt contributing nothing to society
     
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    Zoo Za Zoo[​IMG]Zoo Za Zoo

     
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    ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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    Emily Stern is a devotional poet and songwriter.
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    Bitch hasn’t worked a single day of her pointless life.
     
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    She must have obtained the same English degree as Beth. I write a ton for a living, and this is bottom of the barrel.


    "Be a prayer. Be a hopeful one. it's the only helpful one.

    The blessing of waiting for the messiah is the lesson of hope.

    Be an outlandish prayer for peace dispite what you think, or what people have told you, or the ideaology of those around you because THERE IS GOOD NEWS! It can happen. There are people who have been doing this work building new eco-systems, finding ways of retaining water for autonimous water systems, and researching new ways of life that are sustainable and good for the earth. Suspend your judgement or fear, please. This is our opportunity to do so!

    "it is possible to heal the world in a short time." - Deiter Duhm

    Lets start with water management. It is possible to build water retention landscapes everywhere. Now, we are losing most of the rain before it can be spring water. Our way of doing things has created deserts where there are not meant to be because there is now an inability for the ground to absorb it! When rain falls, the water could be used there, right there. We have the technology available now to make lakes everwhere by harnessing rain water even in places where not much rain falls. It could be so helpful.

    Shepp Holzer in Austria and Rajendra Singh from India have been all over the world helping build.

    You can learn too! These people are very busy, and there is a training in Portugal coming this week or in October. You can start creating and learning how to do this now, or on smaller scales anywhere with this knowledge."
     
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    I thought she was talking of body fluids...
     
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    Dancing is hard work. :c

     
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    Eat Your Own Poop And Save The World will be her next essay. I can't wait.
     
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    ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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    Emily Stern is a devotional poet and songwriter.

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    :jj: :jj: :jj:
     
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    reading that, I think she honestly believes that if you don't catch the rain, the water disappears permanently. :jj:
     
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    What's she talking about Robin? I'm doing my part. I have giant pools in the Hamptons house at the Florida house too!
     
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    If she is retaining water there is a pill to help her expel it, my grandfather had to take it.,
     
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    Most dumb libs do. They don't realize it's a closed loop system.
     
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    The blessing of waiting for the messiah is the lesson of hope.

    Are Jews waiting for a Messiah, I thought it was the Catholics that were waiting for Jesus to return.
     
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    I like your avatar.

    It moves the needle.

    So to speak.
     
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    I know she's a bored, overly indulged, rich girl with little to do, but I can't bring myself to rag on Wiggy's daughters too much. They have to live with being Wiggy Stern's daughter, which yes, comes with ONE very big benefit - $$$$$, but lots of drawbacks too.
     
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    This is what you get when you spoil your children. If she were married and raising kids while trying to advance her career, she wouldn't have time for any of this nonsense.
     
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    That's more of an Evangelical thing, the Catholics don't put much stock in a return.