Emily Stern's Latest - Don't Post this On SFN

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    A poster on SFN, Fognoggin or something close to that, started a thread about this, before I could even take a screen cap of the post it was gone. Howard has for years mocked celebrity children that do shitty artistic projects and often rants about 20 somethings not getting their careers going but a thread can't be started about his 30+ year old daughter who has never worked a day in her life and has produced dreck like ZooZaZoo and this awful poetry.


    I Know What You Are Made Of

    By Emily Stern
    3 days ago




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    Emily Stern Indonesia 2007





    Lyrics:


    I know what you are made of:
    lakes and simple sounds, good company
    the dissapointed child as he sleeps
    with open heart songs inside his sheets.

    Grandma used to knit.
    She made a pink blanket.
    She told me what little girls are made of:
    Sugar and spice and everything that's nice.
    That is what little girls are made of.

    You know what I am made of:
    tiny branches, spririled weeds
    the disenchanted child
    as she screams for you to love
    what she's made of.

    I would have given all myself to you:
    hidden faces found and freed.
    I'm a brand new cut
    that waits
    before it bleeds.

    Do you love what we're made of?!




    c. Emily Stern 2007
    Much Thanks to Debra Stern for edits.
    Note: This is a song, so if you would like me to send you a copy, email me at emily@emilystern.org
    Much Love,
    Happy Purim Katan, Valentine's Day, Full Moon, Shabbos, etc.


    http://www.jewishjournal.com/emily_stern/item/i_know_what_you_are_made_of

     
  2. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    you look like the last shit i took!
     
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    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    :rofl:

    John Daniels sits around and jacks off thinking of the moments he can use his admin rights to smack stuff down. :facepalm:
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Datchguys culo sigue filtrándose desde el último evento de la lucha libre del patio trasero

    Translation: Datchguy's
    ass still leaking from the last event of backyard wrestling

    missed :roper:

     
  7. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    I'm too burned out to read that, BethSucks. I'm tired, I'm just going to rest my legs like two grains of sand. #ZooZaZoo
     
  8. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    it's also a song :rolleye2:
     
  9. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I figured garypuppet might take her up on the offer for a free copy if he emails her.
     
  10. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Lisa G just interviewed the head Jew at the Jew journal.
    He said that Howard was the most amazing Jew ever to Jew walk the Jew planet.
     
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    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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  12. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    From EmilyStern.org, she was in a play in Jerusalem????? :





    Emily Stern



    "You write unusual and beautiful poetry......... "unusual" meaning highly distinctive and individual........and very connected to your spiritual and emotional life..... "

    Emily Stern is a devotional writer and actor. Her plays have been performed in New York and Jerusalem.

    Her musical album, "Birth Day,"can be found on CDbaby, Itunes,

    additional poetry at www.jewishjournal.com/emily_stern




    http://www.emilystern.org/#!about/c1se

     
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    Pickle Jar Well-Known Member

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    Fucking assholes ..., me me me me
     
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    "UNUSUAL" could also refer to a pile of dogshit on your dinner plate.
     
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    Kaii Well-Known Member Banned User

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    She's kept out of the limelight spent years trying to help people and lived in basically shit conditions. Yes her music is crap and her poetry terrible but it's not like she's acting like a Paris Hilton, people need to give her a break she is more Alison than howard
     
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    ...oh hell yes the scary talent gene was passed on thru howards wanked out puddle from the basement. stop it, do something for somebody else ffs.
     
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    slab0meat negative creep

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    Holy shit, this made me burst out laughing
     
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    http://www.jewishjournal.com/seriousstern/item/about
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    Rob Eshman created the blog Serious Stern on June 17, 2009. Serious Stern is devoted to a serious (hence the name) exploration of the cultural impact of Howard Stern.

    Rob is the Editor-in-Chief of The Jewish Journal of Greater Los Angeles and jewishjournal.com. Serving a community of 600,000, The Jewish Journal is the largest Jewish weekly outside New York City. Our award-winning paper reaches over 150,000 educated, involved and affluent readers each week. The Journal is LA’s only Jewish newspaper. No other Jewish institution reaches so many Los Angeles Jews on a weekly basis.

    The Journal’s www.jewishjournal.com is the web hub for Jewish LA with more monthly users than any other American Jewish news web site in the world.

    The Journal is an independent not-for-profit publication, unaffiliated with any movement or institution.

    Rob joined the staff of The Journal in 1993 and became Editor in 2000. A native of Encino, CA, he graduated from Dartmouth College and now lives in Venice with his wife, Rabbi Naomi Levy, their two children Adi and Noa, two rescue dogs, three rescue chickens, and a rescue pygmy goat.




     
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    larryluncg Empty VIP Gold

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    Poor Emily. The divorce messed her up really good.

    Shes yes never gotten over it.