Emily Stern's Latest Poetry - "Zombies And Enlightenment"

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  1. BethSucks

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    May 1, 2013 | 1:54 pm

    Zombies and Enlightenment

    Posted by Emily Stern


    [​IMG]butterfly, transition, and faith

    The Zombies are such spiritually enlightened ones who give up the self
    and follow the way.
    The bloody headless ones have only the heart that is the path.
    and the vampires, yes, who live forever know the immortal and teach your blood they place beyond.
    In the foundation below the foundation
    or simply the FOUNDation that I am opening to you with the cheesed of yesod
    and in love.
    Why can't i just say what I mean, and say it and not be afraid
    That you see it?
    For you see it
    I think we wanted to expand the world before the when we say this is all.
    That you tell me what your eyes saw that day in the basement with signs of simplistic quotes of faith hung by preschool teachers.
    And we can play and you enjoy when I'm myself. Deep in the forest of existence is the world of you're supposed to be. I'm not gonna write so that you love me, and I have noticed that when I care for you, I let you know that sometimes the face gets ripped off and finds the You you are.
    I miss you
    I’ve missed you.
    I’ve missed knowing.
    I asked for this life.
    I asked for what’s true.
    People not on this path… are looking for you.

    I am grateful to you. I am in newness of this. I am in love with you and think this could be in subtile ways very helpful. I will learn that honesty can align with glowing goodness and expansion- true, deep honesty. Love is so speakable and we can share that. We are here to be in sharing of what is here. I will tell you what I can about what is here in presence and peace. I am so sorry.
    In all ways
    You know them, and they display the love we feel when we enter the depths, when we expand beyond what we ever knew what good was or wrong was and light and dark. They say we're immortal, just playing a game, horror and terror, treasures in our chests. We'll make a sound and sing for you this golden cloth.

    http://www.jewishjournal.com/emily_stern
     
  2. ARM

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    Omigod, the above-it-all intellectual who according WIgward "doesn't own or watch TV" basing a poem on THE WALKING DEAD. As Johnny Depp said to Richard Grieco in one of my fav 21 JUMPSTREET episodes "SOCRATES CAN REST EASY!" at 4:40.

    [video=youtube;5Uo7UOs19IY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uo7UOs19IY&list=PLA69DCB71C99DA727[/video]
     
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    Zoo Za Zoombie.
     
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    Maybe she's talking about the Polish Vampire who's draining her inheritance slowly and methodically . . . :bigthink
     
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    GREAT LINE, gotta figure out how to use that sometime in a call?!?!
     
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    HAHAHHAHAHHA GREAT follow up Herc, and your THE QUESTION pic the other day was the best pic I've seen in weeks!
     
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    "Cheesed Of Yesod" - Heeb Speak translation please . . . :oy2:: oy:
     
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    Now THIS is a thread. Am I the only one who thinks the line "In the foundation below the foundation
    or simply the FOUNDation that I am opening to you with the cheesed of yesod
    and in love." sounds like Winst?
     
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    It's like that Cheesed By Fate poster, only Jewish.
     
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    chanting zombies

    [video=youtube;ugQYVjprJAM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ugQYVjprJAM[/video]
     
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    Thanks you my friend! :)
     
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    This is what happens when your dad is worth a huge chunk of change. You lose all ambition in life and you become stupid . . . :coffee:

    - - -
    P.S. I bet she doesn't bath regularly and has a huge retro monster bush . . . :coffee:

    P.S.S. I bet her girlfriend(s) soak their entire head in a Vick's Vapor Water Bath in order to regain their sense of smell after they go down on her . . . :coffee:
     
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    Win
     
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    I love that Howies daughters are continuing to do what they do without caring (or knowing) what people are saying but Howard can't take it
     
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    This Day And All The Rest

    One day.
    One.
    More than another.
    The other,
    that day,
    those people,
    too many,
    too personal,
    but not.
    People you know know,
    but you yourself know not.
    Crashing down,
    all frown,
    hurting,
    walking,
    silently screaming,
    slowly running,
    often feeling nothing.
    Seeing the lucky ones fleeing,
    seeing those trapped inside.
    Cry.
    Cry.
    It's OK.
    It's not OK.
    Smile if it's natural
    Feel alive.
    The president speaks,
    The situation reeks an act of war.
    I enter my room, close the door
    Sit here.
    Here where buildings do not fall to the floor.
    we young will experience much more
    future, liberty, the freedom to mope about in poetry.
    My brother I love you.
    Old friends and family too.
    Safe for now glad to know I'm alive with all of you.
    Feel what is real feel later heal.
    One.
    One person feeling the same as all the rest.
    Please let us act and do what is best.
     
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    she's retarded. emily the retard doesn't really have the same ring as gary or wendy. maybe emily the slow adult. crazy emily could work, too. it makes me wish she wasn't howard's daughter, so that she could be a wackpacker. how can anyone in her family read that shit and not be worried about her? when she came to the states for her recent visit (still here?), her fam shoulda tried to have her committed.
     
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    :c
     
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    the ramblings of a woman who has never worked a day in her life.
     
  20. rascal

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    that's too much for me this early in the morning!

    I tried to read that, felt like my head was gonna explode :wtf: