Entertainment eminem destroys everybody in new freestyle (audio)

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  1. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    on sway in the morning. this man has a gift hahaha

    mentions- miley cyrus, alexis texas, dice clay, cindy crawford, foxy brown, pam grier, brandy, janet jackson, amanda bynes, hilary, janet reno, donald trump, alyssa milano, rita ora, bruce jenner, azalia banks, bill cosby . . .

    eminem is fucking hilarious

     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    A poetic genius... Good to hear. Thanks for putting this up
     
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    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    He needs to put out something new . It's been a while now .
     
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    He has a few new songs on the southpaw soundtrack
     
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    Oooh edgy. A rich, famous and uneducated asshole saying mean things about celebrities. It says a lot about us that we gaf what a rapper has to say about azalia banks. Splitting atoms, yo.
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    lighten up babe
     
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    Did he dis Adam sandler or carrot top
     
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    Sorry, this old fart just don't get it...
     
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    his flo sucks
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I never believe any of this stuff is just made up on the spot. It's pre-written lyrics, I think. :dontknow:
     
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    Was it Charles Barkley that said "I knew the apocalypse was coming when suddenly the best rapper was white in Eminem and the best golfer was black in Tiger Woods!" ?
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    with eminem, prob not written

    somewhere between thinking them up at some prior point and making the rest up on the spot
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Very impressive if I were 14 and this was 2002.
     
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    And by the way, I said this without a hint of irony posting in a celebrity slamming websiteo_O
     
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    Huh? He's a funny poet... What site are you on? A site dedicated to making fun of one celebrity...Pretty sure a lot of people make fun of celebrities. He's just funny and talented while doing it. Yo

     
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    Man, Weird Al is such a shitty actor.
     
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    In a documentary I watched on him, he spends his free time rhyming words and making couplets. Then he just draws from what he has done earlier. Its preparation that is secret to his 'spontaneous' rhyming.
     
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    No knock, but it looks like he's reading his rhymes off of a teleprompter in this video.